Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

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For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" gail_b April 16 2006, 05:16:04 UTC
Recipient: luminousmarble
Prompt: There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over.
Word count: 100
Rating: Icky descriptions of cannibalism?
Note: First person, from the point of view of Fenrir Greyback. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

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It’s an acquired taste, I must admit. Most werewolves prefer to devour their prey when the body is freshly slaughtered, and rarely do they go back to finish the remains their kill after their transformation.

A simple spell that warms the blood after it’s congealed, and I’ve always thought rigor mortis helps to tenderise the muscles.

Delicious.

For some reason I’ve always favoured Gryffindors in this regard. It’s not necessarily the taste of them that make them different. Oh no. It’s the satisfaction I feel from tearing their flesh from their bones that makes it a culinary pleasure.

Fucking Gryffindors.

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" nightfalltwen April 16 2006, 05:18:09 UTC
:> Nasty!

Evil and nasty! *applauds*

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" archon_mentha April 16 2006, 07:02:57 UTC
Wonderfully vicious - his voice sounds just the way I'd imagine it.

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corvidae9 April 16 2006, 09:13:11 UTC
EWWWWWW. ;)))))

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" luminousmarble April 16 2006, 14:04:20 UTC
MWA HA HA HA HA.

I heart you madly. EW! :))

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" hibernater April 16 2006, 16:02:11 UTC
Ugh! I love the unflinching detail. And you've melded animal cruelty with human cruelty gorgeously.

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" josanpq April 16 2006, 18:26:50 UTC
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

But interesting premise.

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Re: For luminousmarble : "There's nothing so tasty as Gryffindor warmed over" helzebel April 16 2006, 22:48:52 UTC
Urgh! Creepy, plausible and terrifyingly precise in the details. I was wondering how on earth anyone would tackle that prompt...

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