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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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redcoast April 16 2006, 03:51:02 UTC

Recipient: gileonnen
Prompt: Vampire not allowed to join the Death Eaters
Word count: 118. I rounded down.
Rating: PG-13, I think.

“No?” he hissed, drawing his dark cloak around him. “What charm has blinded you?”

The hooded figures were silent.

“I am of a noble race,” he whispered. “Immortality pulses in my veins! I wish to create a new order, our glorious Dark Lord its master! I lust for blood. Heck, I even have the pale skin!”

The tall figure’s eyes gleamed. The figures were silent.

“Why cannot I join this noble venture?”

Finally Lucius answered. “Because you’re Severus Snape wearing two-Sickle plastic fangs.”

“Merlin’s boner,” Snape muttered, popping the teeth out. “It’s April 1st, isn’t it? I was just trying for a spot of levity.”

And he continued muttering as he wiped the red frosting off his chin.

gileonnen April 16 2006, 03:54:16 UTC

WOW!!! This is everything I ever, ever wanted with this prompt, AND MORE! Snape in fangs and frosting and April and wow, "Merlin's boner" never even blipped on my radar of things I wanted until I miraculously, gloriously had it! Wonderful! Thank you!

redcoast April 16 2006, 03:57:03 UTC

Oh, you liked it then?

Hee hee. I'm glad you liked "Merlin's boner," because I'm quite proud of that one. I was afraid you stick out for a real vampire.

gileonnen April 16 2006, 03:58:40 UTC

I'm always good with anything well-written, which this clearly was.

Also there are boobies in your icon and that is cool and distressing at once. =)

redcoast April 16 2006, 04:00:16 UTC

Boobies are distressing? Good. ^_^

nightfalltwen April 16 2006, 03:56:47 UTC

Ahahah *thumbs up* This was great. *giggles*

gmth April 16 2006, 03:56:59 UTC

"Merlin's boner" is the best HP oath EVER.

archon_mentha April 16 2006, 04:36:18 UTC

*cracks up* Damn, I wish I could draw...

pushdragon April 16 2006, 04:41:45 UTC

“Because you’re Severus Snape wearing two-Sickle plastic fangs.”

Ow! I laughed so much I'm in pain!

redcoast April 16 2006, 04:42:20 UTC

Don't sue.

dolorous_ett April 16 2006, 13:25:43 UTC

Fantastic punch line! Nice work!

helzebel April 16 2006, 13:34:33 UTC

So funny! I love Death Eater humour.

amanuensis1 April 16 2006, 13:46:55 UTC

Merlin's BONER?? *dies*

hibernater April 16 2006, 15:12:05 UTC

HAHAHAHA!!! And so imaginative!

bonfoi July 15 2009, 05:40:44 UTC

I love this! I can just see Severus trying to be the life of the party...*LOL*

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