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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

Apr 16, 2006 00:00

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

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pushdragon April 16 2006, 01:58:29 UTC

Recipient: khriskin
Prompt: All signs point to a wereferret loose in Hogwarts... but who?
Word court: 100
Rating: Mild R for schlock horror

An eyeball trailed slowly down the gore-splattered wall and dropped.

"It's Voldemort," Hermione whispered. "Trying to distract you from the Horcruxes."

Harry bent over a severed arm that was wedged into the Restricted Section. "No." His eyes narrowed. "It's Malfoy. He's been hiding here since last year. He's a were-ferret. This was his first human kill."

Ron glanced despairingly at Hermione.

"Harry mate, where do I start? Ferrets are tiny."

"Fast though. Vicious. Teeth like razors. It's Malfoy all right."

Hermione sighed.

Far below, Draco licked blood out of his fur philosophically. It was true. They did taste like chicken.

ellid April 16 2006, 01:58:56 UTC

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

pushdragon April 16 2006, 03:53:23 UTC

:-) Thanks!

gileonnen April 16 2006, 02:02:02 UTC

1) Excellent use of Harry's Draco obsession. 2) Wow, how horrifying!

pushdragon April 16 2006, 03:55:20 UTC

1)Thanks!
2) Sorry, hope you're not too traumatised ;-)

I was just glad to get a topic that could credibly feature Draco.

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pushdragon April 16 2006, 03:56:54 UTC

So glad it amused! If you laughed even a hundredth as much as I laughed at your zombie fic, I'm delighted!

gmth April 16 2006, 02:16:56 UTC

LOL. This puts me so in mind of the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Terrifically funny. :-)

pushdragon April 16 2006, 02:24:39 UTC

Yes, the idea of a were-ferret brought that scene to mind irresistibly. *Priceless* comedy moment! I only wish I'd had more words to describe the ferret's attack.

helzebel April 16 2006, 13:14:34 UTC

*cracks up so much* Pure BRILLIANCE. Why not write an expanded version with the details of the ferret attack if you want to? I sure as hell would read that!

ex_ella_bane358 April 16 2006, 02:21:58 UTC

Ha! Scary Draco. :D

pushdragon April 16 2006, 03:58:04 UTC

Fear the mighty Slytherin were-ferret!!!! No-one is safe!

bethbethbeth April 16 2006, 02:40:02 UTC

Hee. I don't suppose I should be laughing at an OMG SCARY STORY like this, but...I can't help it. :)

pushdragon April 16 2006, 04:02:09 UTC

Oh ho ho - you mock now! You just try reading this fic on a dark, lonely night. Every squeak of the floorboards will sound like the cry of the wild were-ferret as it patiently stalks its prey. You will TREMBLE and QUAKE I tell you!

tboy April 16 2006, 03:46:40 UTC

*cracks up*

Fabulous *g*.

pushdragon April 16 2006, 04:05:21 UTC

:-) thanks

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