Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon III

[mctabby]

Sorted: 133 prompts. Blame the Cat(s).

Comments

[amanuensis1]

Recipient: dragonqueen666
Prompt: Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar...
Word count: 100
Rating: NC-17

"So a werewolf, a Death Eater, a spy, and an animagus walk into a bar--"

"Oh, you've already bollixed it up. It's two Death Eaters--"

"Mate, you want to tell it, it's all yours."

"Bugger that, I only like the dirty ones."

"It's dirty the way I tell it."

"Yeah? How's it end?"

"The werewolf eats the Death Eater..."

"'S not very dirty."

"...and the Death Eater says, 'Not so much tooth next time, you cur.'"

"Pffft."

"And the animagus licks the spy's balls. Then his own, just 'cos he can."

"You're buying the next round, you know."

[florahart]

Aaaaahahahahahahahha. *loves*

[amanuensis1]

*smooches* See, it's even got it's own built-in "Boo-boom!"

[archon_mentha]

*dies laughing*

[amanuensis1]

And I loved yours!

[mctabby]

This prompt had your name all over it... and I'm sliding off my chair here. Bwaahahaha!

Fanart, this needs fanart! *applause*

[amanuensis1]

This was SO tricky; the prompt itself had thirteen whole words in it! XD *smooches*

I love that you do these!!

[ex_ella_bane358]

"And the animagus licks the spy's balls. Then his own, just 'cos he can."

*giggles madly*

[amanuensis1]

I mean, wouldn't YOU? Wait--don't answer that. ^_^

[bethbethbeth]

I want what they're drinking!!

*g*

[amanuensis1]

Probably girly drinks with little umbrellas, but nobody dares say a THING. ^_^

[heidi8]

Cheers for girly drinks!
And for funny ficlets!

[amanuensis1]

Ha ha, perfect icon! *hugs*

[ziasudra_fic]

*giggles*

Best bar joke I've read in a very long time :D

[amanuensis1]

OMG your icon! *loves*

[gileonnen]

Hilarious in a wonderfully wrong way--I don't know who the heck is telling the joke, and wow, how little I care. =)