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[mcninja_md]

Happy Katanakka everyone, by the way. I just remembered, it's a holiday my family celebrates instead of Thanksgiving, in commemoration of our Irish ancestors being trained by a traveling ninja because they mastered shurikens made out of frozen shamrocks or something.

So retarded.So yeah, that's how we got my last name: McNinja. I'm Dr. McNinja,

Comments

[nagatodotexe]

[mcninja_md]

[nadarejin]

Your ancestors... Then are you a ninja as well, zam?

[mcninja_md]

Presumably.

[vonperfect]

You have to be kidding me.

[mcninja_md]

I don't know, it's the story my parents always told me on the fourth Thursday of November. They probably just wanted to get the day off despite not celebrating Thanksgiving.

[vonperfect]

... take off that mask. You look like a fool.

1/3

[mcninja_md]

Well excuse me pri--

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 14
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[mcninja_md]

Another o--fourteen nets? So it doesn't reset? Cheap.

*throws net*

[turkeydayeden]

DOCTOR threw NET!

...

...

Aww! It was almost caught!

NET X 13
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[shadesofevil]

Very inspiring.

[mcninja_md]

Everybody's got to have an origin story.