Dr. McNinja's Final Thoughts

[mcninja_md]

Well. That was pretty weird. Sorry to all the people I attacked--you all looked like these zombies I killed once, who were reanimated from these ninjas I killed once. It was pretty spooky

Comments

[shadesofevil]

*peering over his shoulder*

Please tell me you didn't kill someone.

[mcninja_md]

Of course I didn't. I'm a doctor. I heal. Okay?

[shadesofevil]

You might recall that Jack Kevorkian is a doctor.

[mcninja_md]

Jack Kevorkian never had to deal with ninja zombies, so I don't see how this is relevant.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Zombie ninjas? Sweet.

[mcninja_md]

I guess so, out of context. It was pretty traumatic while it was going on, though.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Aw, man, sure, if you've got to actually fight them.

[mcninja_md]

It was really mostly the guilt thing, since I was worried they came back for revenge.

Ninja law: dozens of trained ninjas are useless against one opponent as long as the opponent is really cool. Since the law applies to zombies, too, it was basically twice as easy.

[cherrygloves]

...Hypothetical?

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[mcninja_md]

I am so sorry oh my God I'm sorry

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[cherrygloves]

So you did...!

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[mcninja_md]

You looked hungry for brains! I swear, I didn't mean...

[death_the_dad]

*KNOCK KNOCK*

[mcninja_md]

Yes?

[death_the_dad]

*CANDY*

[mcninja_md]

...Yeah, thanks. Move along now.