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[mcninja_md]

[[Failedly Private]]

I thought something was off. Wesker doesn't move like a human, anyway. I'm not sure how I know. Dammit, if I'm a doctor I need to remember my education. Soon

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[hailbeautyqueen]

N-N-Not human, dood?

W-what is he, some kinda monster? A demon, dood?! I didn't know we had things like that around here!

1/2

[mcninja_md]

It wouldn't exactly surprise me, considering everything el--

[mcninja_md]

You're penguins.

Talking penguins.

[hailbeautyqueen]

We're the infamous Prinny Squad, dood!

[shadesofevil]

No, please.

Do go on.

[mcninja_md]

Well. Uh...

You might have scoliosis or something?

No, you know what? Screw this. You go on, Mr. Not Human.

[shadesofevil]

I think we can rule out scoliosis. ...I'll speak to you in person.

*later*

I would have preferred to keep this under wraps, but I suppose nothing escapes the eye of a trained... *sigh* ...ninja. I don't seem to be what most people would consider "alive".

[mcninja_md]

Not... what.

Are you saying you're undead?

[fangirlizm]

I ship it!

[mcninja_md]

Like hell.

[shadesofevil]

Seconded.

[cherrygloves]

So it's widespread?

I guess that makes sense if it is another one of these events, although this one's happened before. I've heard that that other thing did too, but I didn't hear anything about memories changing then, so this one might have some nasty surprises in store as well. Maybe we'll remember something, but be compelled to talk about it to everyone we meet. If that happens, I swear I'll sew my own lips shut.

[mcninja_md]

I'm not sure memories are going to be connected to this. The objective seems to be to spread chaos, and we've got enough of that with people spouting secrets they were keeping beforehand.

[cherrygloves]

Yeah.

I almost wish I were a boring old guy like you and didn't have any secrets oh fucking hell I just said that out loud, didn't I?

[mcninja_md]

Yeah, because being frustrated with your boyfriend's chastity belt is an important secret. Figuring out your roommate is a zombie and trying to figure out how to deal with it, that's boring old guy stuff.

Oops, did I say that out loud? Oh, wait, no, I meant to say it out loud. Nevermind.

[not_4oclock]

Not human? What is your prognosis Doctor?

[mcninja_md]

Like I just said, I don't know. I'd need to go (back?) to medical school.

[not_4oclock]

Then perhaps in the opinion of a deluded man who claims himself to be a doctor, what is your prognosis?

[mcninja_md]

That was uncalled for.

Well... his breathing is so shallow I never seem to notice it at all. Even when I listen for it intentionally. Also, I've never seen him actually eat.