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What's with this angry kid?

Jan 25, 2011 01:37

Who? Puck and Kurt
When? Some enchanted evening Tuesday afternoon
Episode: 2x04 Duets
Where? Department of Juvenile Justice
Rating: PG-13ish

( You don't like the way I walk, or the way I talk, or the way I swing my hands... )

[episode] 2x04 duets, [character] noah puckerman, [character] kurt hummel, [where] mckinley high

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singslikeagirl January 25 2011, 06:57:30 UTC

Kurt was sitting about as stiffly on the seat as he could. His back was like a steel rod and his fingertips rested carefully on his knees for balance. His mouth was drawn in a thin line as he looked around, paranoid that a juvenile murderer would jump out from behind a ficus and strangle him with a roll of toilet paper. You just never knew what they could use for weapons in a place like this. He had only even sat down after he had wiped the seat down three times with a tissue and some hand sanitiser. He could almost feel the germs jumping on him from great heights.

It was a miracle he was even still sitting there wait. He had nearly done a bolt as soon as the security door had shut behind him when he arrived, and almost got arrested himself when he wrestled briefly with a guard who wanted to check his bag for contraban. It was brand new and Kurt didn't want greasy fingerprints on it. So sue him! But he eventually made it in there without handcuffs on himself and his nose scrunched up in distaste when he finally saw Puck coming his ( ... )

jewhawk January 25 2011, 16:35:00 UTC

Puck noticed Kurt's apparent discomfort... and the way he was looking at Puck's bright orange jumpsuit. "Hey, Kurt," he said, trying to hide his surprise. Of all the people at McKinley he would've expected to come visit him, Kurt was definitely not top on that list... Finn, maybe, or Santana, even. But Kurt?

The boy walked over to where Kurt was sitting, rubbing the light growth of hair on top of his head. Before long, he'd be able to shave it back into a mohawk. It had been a long time coming, and he was ready for it. The badass hairstyle might help his cred in this place.

"What's goin' on, dude?" he asked, as he sat down in the other chair. "How's your dad?"

singslikeagirl January 26 2011, 10:34:46 UTC

With a distasteful scrunch of his lips and nose, Kurt delicately brushed at some imaginary dust on his knees with his fingertips and cleared his throat. His blue eyes darted around briefly to double check there were no Karofsky-type criminals looming in his personal space, or wardens with bad BO for that matter. Kurt's gag reflex was very delicate at the best of times ( ... )

Kurt bringing Puck porn in juvie = the biggest giggle fit of my week jewhawk January 26 2011, 21:51:21 UTC

Gratefully, Puck offered a grin as he took the bag. "Thanks, dude," he said, peeking into the bag to see that there was indeed a Playboy, and some empty candy wrappers. "Yeah... He ate all the candy."

The boy was happy to hear that Kurt's dad was doing better. "That's good, dude..." A pause as Kurt began to freak out ever so slightly. "Wait, what? No... It's juvie, not a haunted house," he insisted. "The real people here are more to worry about than the posters... It's just a good thing for me that they fear the Puckasaurus."

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