"No" is a dirty word, never gonna say it first // "No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind

[iwannabedirty]

Who: iwannabedirty and jewhawk
What: "Studying"
When: Wednesday after school
Where: Puck's house
Rating: PG-13 for their terrible dirty mouths. Rating may go up! R-ish, getting to NC-17. In other words, NSFW as there be Pucktana sexytimes here

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[iwannabedirty]

Santana was sorely tempted to correct Puck, to point out that Latinos and Spanish people? Not quite the same thing. But she knew he wouldn't care, so she just rolled her eyes and stayed silent. She almost preferred that Puck didn't understand her when she spoke Spanish, because, when she was irritated, she didn't always say the nicest things. That was when the language barrier came in handy.

She smiled and relaxed into his side when his arm went around her shoulders, smiling even bigger when he kissed the top of her head. She didn't see this affectionate side of Puck very often, but she did know he cared about her. Sure, they weren't dating, and she really had no plans to date him, but she did care a lot about him, and he was super hot, easy to be around and really good in bed

[jewhawk]

Puck groaned. Not that he wasn't always up for more sex, but he was pretty exhausted. Still, he simply shrugged, and said, "Whatcha got, babe?"

[iwannabedirty]

Santana chuckled at his groan. She tended to recover a little faster than him and didn't think he'd need time. "Take a breather, then we'll get to it." She knew it would be worth the wait.

[jewhawk]

She really was pretty awesome. Not to the point that Puck was going to let go of his long held crush on Quinn Fabray and actually date Santana, but still.

He rolled off of Santana, and sprawled out on his back, trying to catch his breath. "San, you really are the best lay at McKinley. And I can say that, cuz I've pretty much tried everything else... Teachers included." He laughed lightly. That wasn't entirely a lie. There was that one teacher that one time... Puck had gotten his first A, because he'd told her if she didn't give him one, he'd tell everybody that she'd seduced him...

The truth of the matter? Puck had seduced her.

[iwannabedirty]

Santana's nose wrinkled, and she couldn't help but worry about diseases. But she had him and herself checked without fail every three months, and they almost always used a condom, so she wasn't too worried.

His rolling onto his back was convenient for her. She got to her knees next to him and peeled the condom off him, tying it off and leaning a bit off the bed to toss it in his trash can. She took his dick in her hand and started slowly stroking. "Which teacher was that?" she asked. She was pretty sure she remembered him bragging about blackmailing some teacher into giving him a good grade at some point.

[jewhawk]

Puck laughed at the look on her face. "Come on... I totally used a condom almost every time..." He would've used one every single time, but there was that one time... or was it two?... that he'd been offered sex, and he'd been out. Oh, well. Everything had worked out, so he figured he was fine. No kids or itches...

He propped up on his elbows as she disposed of the rubber, only to drop back on his back as her hand took hold of him. He rested his hand on his arms as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and said, "That, babe, is something you'll never no."

[iwannabedirty]

"Fine," Santana muttered. She shifted so she was bracing her legs on either side of him. She pressed the tip of his dick to her entrance and, with a smirk, sank slowly down on top of him. Groaning, she pushed down until he was completely inside of her and she was sitting flush against his pelvis. "Christ." They very rarely went without condoms, at his insistence, but it was nice to feel him raw occasionally. He was so big inside her.