Fic: Two ways Rodney McKay runs off to join the NFL by bluejbird

[bluejbird]

Title: Two ways Rodney McKay runs off to join the NFL
Author: bluejbird
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don’t own SGA, American Football, or the NFL.
Summary: Sequels (sort of) to (Don’t) Send in the ClownsA/N: So, the other night I wrote a John-the-trapeze-artist fic, in which Rodney is joking about running away to play for the NFL. Or is he

Comments

[kueble]

Every time you write I fall a little bit more in love with you :D

Especially loved the second one, because DAMN. Rodney in little football pants! Hee! Oh man. Teyla knows she won't see John for a week.

[bluejbird]

*smooches* That is such a lovely thing to say. *feels loved*

If Rodney actually ever wore football pants, I might die a little.

[burntcopper]

:snerk: dangle an NFL player in front of John and he's putty.

[bluejbird]

LOL. So true. You know, he has to watch the Superbowl alone in his room to avoid any unfortunate incidents.

[suki_blue]

Tee hee hee!

Both fab, but I prefer the second one - cos I'm all about the happy. ~g~

“I don’t care,” John said, and practically crawled into Rodney’s lap. “Do you know how many fantasies I’ve had about football players? Screw that Hail Mary tape- this game is my new favourite.”

LOL! Me thinks that game is going to be John's new masturbation material.

[bluejbird]

Thank you! I prefer the happy ending too.

John's going to want to play the game while he and Rodney have sex. And Rodney is going to be all 'As much as I like having a crowd of people cheer me on while I fuck you, the pressure is getting a bit much'. So John'll turn the sound off and cheer Rodney on himself.

[raiining]

This was hilariously adorable. My pre-programed love of all things hockey is trying to rebel, but the thought of John 'practically crawling' into Rodney's lap is keeping the growling at bay.

And the pants! *dies*

I liked the line about how 'Rodney never does anything by halfs'. Has gotten me thinking, so good job :)

[bluejbird]

Sorry I made you think!

Glad you liked it! Rodney in the pants would be so hot.

[bluejbird]

Thanks!