October is the greatest of all American feelings.


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today was an entirely productive day: we went to class, bought groceries, carved pumpkins, went out to dinner, and went to a computer club gathering. and yet somehow i felt more with people when strangers were in my ear.

i don't want to hurt you but i think you need to be hurt.
don't play with me.

tonight my kitchen turned into a cliff....volume 2. thank god the 3 people i give a shit about were here to let me squish into the couch ( Read more... )

what do you say to a man who says you look sexy, you look like his daughter would look, but he hasn't seen her since she was 5? you thank him for letting you cut in the line at the recycling center ( Read more... )

"the other weed? the other weed was like 'ngunnnnnnnnnnyugh' stoned. this weed is like ".....nee nee nee nee,'" with fingerpoints, "stoned. no one wants to be 'ngunnnnnnnnnnyugh' stoned."

anjana is hilarious.

I feel like I can do anything, like I'm 18 in my parents' soon-to-be bedroom enlarged, when it's dark and my head is clear ( Read more... )

Today i went to class, met with my professor (who i love and australia is no longer full of only convicts), worked 5 hours, edited a paper, made vegan dinner, drank chocolate martinis while loving make-overs, witnessed anjana correctly predict the outcome of project runway, downloaded all sorts of goodies, and finalized my surgery plan (december ( Read more... )

I spent Monday night with pitchers and free whiskey, letting Stacy and Rich tell 18 year olds that I want their friends' nuts. I spent Monday night getting drunk and hitting on someone that may or may not even be legal. Normally I would think this is only another sign of my alcoholic tendencies and proof of my need to calm down and reevaluate ( Read more... )

if i had to make a list of the top ten people who suck, you'd probably hit number one. congratulations, you trumped two heartbreakers, an emotionally and physically revolting chubby mop of rich kid, and a suicide. well done, it seems your two faces have aligned in one repulsive hateful collection of childishness. even when drunken drivels berate ( Read more... )

tonight, while filling up lupe, anjana said "um...." and i turned around and set down Lupe and looked to the left of my food and saw...a slug. a big fat ugly slimy crawling slug. so i had a panic attack on the couch. and anjana found another slug. and i had a panic attack on the couch. and anjana saved our home from the invasion. and i had a ( Read more... )