You know what that means.

[mcdolohov]

Helped Richard pack his all his stuff into his bag. That should put an end to nights of accidentally and painfully trodding on some hard plastic toy on the way to the bathroom and hopping around trying to hiss profanities as quietly as possible

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[frankfrenchy]

I'd appreciate it if you didn't call my son 'the bugger'.

And you do know that saying you can smoke openly for all to see makes it rather pointless if you don't let Amycus see.

[mcdolohov]

C'mon, mate. It was only a joke. You know how I value the sanctity of marriage.

Which is why Amy and I will be getting married tomorrow. You can be the flower girl.

[mcdolohov]

That's not on, mate. You'll make a berk of yourself, deciding who your wife can be friends with. We were only talking.

[mcdolohov]

Just a couple weeks married and already in a killing mood? Tsk. It took my dad a solid couple of years, mate. And that was after their first kid too.

[frankfrenchy]

Those two do help, but once again it's more than that.

I'm quite sure he will actually, but please, continue to dig your hole. Oh are they? And I'm sure your significant other won't mind, saying in some odd, strange occurrence like I was hit on the head repeatedly and this happened?

[mcdolohov]

What is it then? His tendency to wear girls clothes?

You can continue to pretend you're not enjoying this conversation too. But I can see you are, otherwise you wouldn't still be talking to me. Amycus? Oh, he knows I love him.

[frankfrenchy]

That I love him to distraction, and that he treats me like and princess and expects nothing of me in return. He treats me like an equal, and he's a romantic at heart.

I'm enjoying it, I'm not pretending otherwise. But my reasons are different than yours I'm afraid. Then what's the point? As one person in love to another, if you're not with the one you love where's the point?

[mcdolohov]

Yeah? Hm. Since Fawcet's my friend-- though he may claim otherwise-- I've got nothing to say against him. And I'm glad you're happy with your man. If it were me though...

Just as long as I keep you interested, I'm happy. The point? Erm. Well, it's different between you and Fawcet and between me and Amy. Since, you know, we're both blokes. Um. That's what he says at least. And really, he doesn't mind if I fool around with other people. And I don't mind much when he does. 'Cause we both know we'd go back to each other at the end of the day. It's strangely comforting, that.

[frankfrenchy]

Funny how those claims keep changing every so often. As am I. If it where you, there'd have been no marriage, and I don't think I'd be in the same place I am. And I like where I am.

Yes, well that's just biology there now isn't it? Men and women being different and all. Right, I'm sure. Except for the fact that you love each other. There isn't any way to get around the fact that if the person you love seeks comfort somewhere else it becomes emotional. To deny it is just stupid. I'd perfer to be in only his arms. There's the one of the many differences between us.

[mcdolohov]

He really is my friend, no matter what he or I say. How do you know that? You can't know that. I could be a really good husband. Maybe.

It's not comfort I'm looking for, it's just sex. Comfort, I can find with Amycus. The other blokes people are just for fun times. And I won't lie to you. I may not have Fawcet's hair or hat, but I could be fun.

[frankfrenchy]

I was never the girl who dreamed of a wedding or anything but I like to know where the serious relationships I have are going. Nothing personal, but I think you'd be pretty evasive on that front. Besides, I'm not one for meaningless flings when someone is married.

And you're not getting enough from Amycus? I thought you two where worse than us! I'm sure you could be, but it looks like I'll have to take you at your word because we'll never find out.