lighten ups, its jokes!

[mccullen]

Um, so I just threw up because, hey, apparently a dinner consisting of a quarter pounder and a chicken snackwrap is not best washed down with an entire pot of hot irish breakfast tea. This sets the stage for the following exchange.

mccullen: (emerges from bathroom)

guy who just moved into my house: hey, are you alright?

mccullen: what? oh, that

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[spaceham]

hot irish breakfst tea = two forties of steel reserve

[neilgene]

ypu are alive

inappropriate exchanges are the bestest.

[amiselfcentred]

friend: yeah so andrew and his brothers and sisters aren't really going out because their dad died.
me: wow, god awful. how many brothers and sisters does he have?
friend: eight
me: wow, what did he die of? exhaustion?

megalolz.

love,
Alex.