'The Charms of An Angel,' or, 'This Is Seriously Like the Fifth Time'

Jun 11, 2007 22:34

so on saturday night i got wasted at the elk's lodge. i got kicked out for not taking off my hat. you know, because clearly nothing signals gang involvement quite like a fedora and suspenders. have we learned nothing from Andre 3000? this is why i should never kick it in bars where the entire staff has been bussed in from eastside detroit. thug ( Read more... )

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funny joke neilgene June 12 2007, 22:09:40 UTC
Q: What's the hardest part about being a rollerblader?

A: Coming out to your parents.

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Re: funny joke mccullen June 12 2007, 22:46:43 UTC
i know, right? in this case it's actually true.

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Re: funny joke oktiger June 13 2007, 00:47:51 UTC
my best friend went as a rollerblader for halloween last year. i went as mischa barton because i had a name tag and some chanel black satin nail polish. the point is that it was very difficult to even look at her as we danced and she rollerbladed around us in circles. something about rollerbladers makes me think that they never want to take them off. and i imagine sweaty palms. and terrible hair.

finally, i've never had your awesome luck with delivery men, but cab drivers get really brazen up in this shit and they are like as old as my dead grandpa. i am very sad.

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muttcatt June 14 2007, 02:03:26 UTC
i can't help thinking that you must be doing something to invite these advances. like are you dressed provocatively when you answer the door?. .like nothing but a smoking jacket and briefs?

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