I think I am probably the only one that would write a post like this.

[mcconaughey]

"Matt," she begins. I hate it when people call me Matt. My name is Matthew. I hate her. Her fingernails are talons, long and pink and I think I see the glint of rhinestones. Her eyebrows are crayoned on too dark to be natural, fat and crooked like caterpillars. I think her hair is fake-- at least part of it. It looks too full in the back, and the

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[zdeschanel]

matthaniel.

[zdeschanel]

okay.

[mcconaughey]

And I really hope you show yourself because I have something marginally funny to tell you.

[zdeschanel]

i probably will be at some point tonight.

[mcconaughey]

Good, because I miss you a lot, okay.

[zdeschanel]

i miss you too.

[mcconaughey]

I got five hours of sleep and I am now getting up and going to the store for cupcakes and spaghettio's. When I get back, I will be around all night.