When critters attack!

Jun 14, 2008 22:06

My general animal-attack survival odds.



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wild animules, meme, silly lemming behavior

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animals scare me madladyred June 15 2008, 04:21:07 UTC
um - the only critters i will survive are house cats and raccoons. and i can scream pretty loudly. not being able to swim was a big factor.

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Re: animals scare me herzograven June 15 2008, 05:55:06 UTC
i don't like to be around most animals ... just cause they're unpredictable .... especially things like bears, gorillas ... etc.

we should always carry our OST phasers and sonic screw drivers with us (now that we have authentic ones), just in case

if i find them, i will be brining cricket bats with me for each household in our family, JUST in case those animals turn into zombies

you never know these days

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mine goes to 11! madladyred June 15 2008, 04:27:33 UTC

well, i rethought some of my answers (i switched from pudgy to normal) and actually timed how long i could hold my breath and improved my odds. still i'm mostly dead. but before i had no chance against a small shark and now i have, if i remember correctly, an 11% chance.



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julia_here June 15 2008, 06:19:13 UTC
It says I'd survive everything but against the large shark I only have an 82% chance of survival.

It's got to be the screaming thing.

Julia, personally, I don't even go into the field when the bull's here anymore, just to be sure of not having to test this

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