A7X does Antony and Cleopatra, Act II Scene 4

[maynardsong]

NB: I skipped the scene with the negotiations between Pompey and Octavian, Enobarbus, Lepidus, and Antony. It just didn't work. TBH, I don't think this works terribly well either. But oh well.
previously on

PETER DRAPER's yacht on the Potomac River



PETER
Ladies and gentlemen, I have here a bottle of Tarara's finest viognier.

BUNNY
Oh wonderful. I know I'm buzzed already but I'll never turn down a good viognier from my very own hometown! So, Andrew, tell me about your alligator.

ANDREW
Um...you know we came back from California, right? Not Florida or Louisiana.

DOMINIQUE
Just humor her, Andrew.

ANDREW
All right. It's as long as it's wide and it has an appetite.

BUNNY
What color is it?

ANDREW
It's its own color.

BUNNY
Fascinating.

ANDREW
You're so wasted. Careful now.

PETER
More wine for Ms. Blankenship!

BUNNY
Please!

ANDREW
No, I'LL take that for her! You're welcome, Bunny.

DOMINIQUE
Cheers, Don!

DON
Cheers to you too!

DOMINIQUE
That's a strong lady there, Don.

DON
Yeah, she's had an interesting life, hasn't she?

PETER
This party's barely begun. More booze!

ANDREW
Oliver, how're you holding up?

OLIVER
I'm fine, just dreading the hangover.

ANDREW
Quit being so uptight, Oliver. Loosen up!

OLIVER
It's water I need.

DOMINIQUE
Andrew, let's have a dance-off. We need music!

PETER
An excellent idea! Let's go back to shore and we can go to Georgetown.

ALL
Woo!

Exeunt omnes