welcome to port west

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[cueballer]

[When he was ushered into this part of the area, he was just a little surprised. Huh. A reward for slaughtering more people than anyone else? Mayfield truly had a strange taste in dark humor. Oh well, he won't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Have fun trying to get to him, people he killed off. Accomplished murderers only.]

[cueballer]

Death is only expected in a game where you are fated to die at the end. If you happen to drop by the dimension with Alternia, look around for a green planet. I would gladly offer you a cup, being the most gracious host I am.

[cruelmiracle]

[The odds of finding the kakera and the planet are astronomical. But that's what she works best with.]

I am often starved for good company. A girl might invite herself, but you shouldn't think too badly of her.

[cueballer]

I would never think badly of a guest, friend or foe. There are only one type of person I do not enjoy being in company with. Cheaters. If someone cheats me, I make them pay. [Even if he says he hates them, his tone is as polite as ever. It makes him think back to the time he was cheated by Vriska Serket and, by relation, her damn mentor Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.]

[cruelmiracle]

There's no need to cheat in games if you take time to properly learn the rules. The only thing I hate is those who do not learn.

[cueballer]

Rules are tedious and boring to some players. Let them learn the hard way that cheaters never prosper, in my opinion. [By blowing up their arms and eyes when they get caught.] You cannot help those that are beyond it.

[cruelmiracle]

And yet so many of them come to me begging for wishes. I grant very few.

[cueballer]

Witches. Hee Hee. Are you sure you are a witch and not a mystical fairy?