"They grow up so fast."
Who: Edward Nigma, Susan Sto Helit, and Lil' Slugger (potentially Death, too, if he surprise visits?)
What: After suspicious behavior around Ai, Edward decides that Slugger needs to hear about "the Birds and the Bees." Susan is not thrilled.
Where: 726 Anderson Lane
When: Thursday, January 14th, after dinner.
Warnings: The Riddler and the Grim Reaper. Talking about sex. 'Nuff said.
Edward glanced up from the mashed potatoes on his plate to his quote-unquote family. Tonight was the night. And it certainly wasn't going to be easy. His face was almost as green as his suit.
It wasn't as if the Riddler was uncomfortable with talking about sex. Though his own "man-to-man talk" with his father hadn't gone so well---good ol' Mr. Nashton was drunk beyond belief, at the time---Edward could hardly imagine doing a poorer job when he became a father. It was the fact that he was talking about sex with an almost satanic little fiend that made him just a tad uneasy. Thankfully, Susan had agreed to assist him with this little chat...
Once dinner had ended and everyone had cleared their plates, Eddie bit his lip, figuring he'd better be the one to initiate things.
"Slugger? Would you mind coming into the den for a bit? Susan and I need to talk to you about something important."
What: After suspicious behavior around Ai, Edward decides that Slugger needs to hear about "the Birds and the Bees." Susan is not thrilled.
Where: 726 Anderson Lane
When: Thursday, January 14th, after dinner.
Warnings: The Riddler and the Grim Reaper. Talking about sex. 'Nuff said.
Edward glanced up from the mashed potatoes on his plate to his quote-unquote family. Tonight was the night. And it certainly wasn't going to be easy. His face was almost as green as his suit.
It wasn't as if the Riddler was uncomfortable with talking about sex. Though his own "man-to-man talk" with his father hadn't gone so well---good ol' Mr. Nashton was drunk beyond belief, at the time---Edward could hardly imagine doing a poorer job when he became a father. It was the fact that he was talking about sex with an almost satanic little fiend that made him just a tad uneasy. Thankfully, Susan had agreed to assist him with this little chat...
Once dinner had ended and everyone had cleared their plates, Eddie bit his lip, figuring he'd better be the one to initiate things.
"Slugger? Would you mind coming into the den for a bit? Susan and I need to talk to you about something important."