event: it came from the dairy aisle

[mayfield_mods]

[At 11:59 PM on Saturday, there's a loud whirring sound in the sky. One of the spaceships wobbles and then crashes dramatically to earth, landing just outside Mayfield near the entrance to the highway

Comments

[nolongeralpha]

No, the names Indiana Jones and Troll Indiana Jones are clearly complete coincidences and they have nothing to even do with each other.

Now I'm wondering how incredibly shitty the troll name for the 4th movie was. "The one where they shit all over the series and add some really annoying young guy who was in Transformers" wait fuck you can't even mention other movies by name or it would go on forever.

[heardeadpe0ple]

Oh. That's unfortunate! I thought they'd be the same. I guess I'll just continue to enjoy troll Indiana Jones' work though.

[Human pop culture going right over her head.] Transformers?

[nolongeralpha]

I can't tell if it's better or worse that your planet seems to be completely irony-ignorant; it's like pulling off totally sicknasty combos on a 4-year old. [Bro did that a lot.]

The movie about a bunch of alien robots that transform, see, back on earth, we can give our movies incredibly shitty and uncreative names without them being four paragraphs long.

[heardeadpe0ple]

Perhaps it's a human culture thing I'll have to learn! [She sounds so excited to learn irony.]

Our titles aren't four paragraphs long. Troll Indiana Jones is just three words. I guess they get a little long when you add the rest of the title though.

[nolongeralpha]

It's a pretty tough skill, even a lot of humans pretty much completely suck at it.

Yeah, don't you pretty much describe the whole thing or something?

[heardeadpe0ple]

Of course not. Why would you think such a thing? [Because it's kind of true, but hey. Ignorance is bliss sometimes.]