Aren't old childhood memories the best? For this Christmas, I'll do what I can to help you recapture the feeling of being young again rather than the flabby old useless cow you are now. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas,
Santa
Ukraine's package is empty. Upon finishing the letter, she is filled with a sudden nagging, paranoid feeling: somewhere, Belarus and Russia are starving to death without her. This feeling will intensify over the course of the day, and speaking with either of them will only make it worse.
I don't really know what to ask for. I already have much wonderful things and friends. It seems greedy to ask for more.
I wish our family was the way it used to be, when we were little.
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Maybe some money to pay off gas bill would be nice too.
Thank you very much and have a very good Christmas!
-Ukraine
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Aren't old childhood memories the best? For this Christmas, I'll do what I can to help you recapture the feeling of being young again rather than the flabby old useless cow you are now. Enjoy!
Merry Christmas,
Santa
Ukraine's package is empty. Upon finishing the letter, she is filled with a sudden nagging, paranoid feeling: somewhere, Belarus and Russia are starving to death without her. This feeling will intensify over the course of the day, and speaking with either of them will only make it worse.
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