OH MY FUC***G GOD!

[maybe_amanda]

So it's my anniversary...

...and my husband has invited two dozen people over (not for the anniversary per se - he forgot about that -  "I knew the date sounded familiar," said he, in an attempt to be stabbed to death, but never mind...)

..and my toilets have all decided working is for suckers.

Lovely.

Comments

[comice]

Oh, dear.

Um ... Happy Anniversary?

:: runs away ::

[maybe_amanda]

We got the toilets working before anyone showed up, so at least that was okay. I spent most of the night wondering what would go wrong next, though.

[campylobacter]

HE GON PAY

[maybe_amanda]

He so is. So very very very is.

[amalnahurriyeh]

in an attempt to be stabbed to death

Was his attempt successful? BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

Happy anniversary?

[maybe_amanda]

Oh yes. There is a particularly nice dinner on the town in my near future. Bet on it.

[ropo]

in an attempt to be stabbed to death

Heehee, you're the most awesome.

[maybe_amanda]

Thanks. But sheesh. Mens - can't live with them, can't leave them on the curb.

[wendelah1]

(not for the anniversary per se - he forgot about that - "I knew the date sounded familiar," said he, in an attempt to be stabbed to death, but never mind...)

Under the circumstances, that would be justifiable homicide.

Happy anniversary?

[maybe_amanda]

The party was fun, so that's okay. But what a goof. Good thing he's cute and likes me lots ;)