184. 5 times Ryutaro was acting weird + 1 time JUMP found out it was because of Chinen

Sep 05, 2008 15:54

Title: 184. 5 times Ryutaro was acting weird + 1 time JUMP found out it was because of Chinen
Pairing: :D Member-ai!.. & maybe perhaps.. something else? Chiitaro, yeah definitely.
Rating: PG-15 because it's my age. :D *unreasonable*
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap.
Notes: JUMP is so OOC. D: So please criticize me. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. Anyway, I wrote this prompt because when I was reading an omake part of a comic, I was like 'It'd be funny if JUMP was like this.' Then an idea struck me. XD And here I am, writing this. I won't say it's Chiitaro. But, maybe it is? AND THIS IS NOT FOR ANI. *STAB'd*
Disclaimer: I own the plot. Because it's true. :D But inspiration came from a manga.

1. Chinen still likes Takaki's lap.

"Takaki." Chinen twirled and skipped his way to the older member who happened to be sitting on the couch nearby. Takaki looked at Chinen before looking back at his book, thinking it was pretty normal of him.

Chinen looked at the door when he hear voices talking. Hikaru, Inoo and Ryutaro came in the room, with Hikaru and Inoo chatting away, though, Hikaru did most of the talking, and Inoo practically ignoring him, but giving a few comments, while wondering how Keito could stand him.

Ryutaro looked at Chinen, before stopping in his tracks. Chinen gave the youngest member a wave with a smile.

Seeing as Chinen was sitting on Takaki's lap, Ryutaro just stared at Chinen. Hikaru stopped when he noticed that Ryutaro, who was in front of the BEST members had stopped.

"Ryutaro?" Hikaru poked the younger member's cheek, but didn't manage to get his attention, so he repeatedly poked his cheek.

Chinen looked at Ryutaro with a questioning look, and opened his mouth to say something when, Ryutaro turned around, and kicked Hikaru. Inoo moved out of the way quickly, and the other three of them watched as Ryutaro murdered kicked Hikaru, who just held the pain, trying to get the younger member to stop.

Thinking it was because of the annoying poking, Hikaru swore not to poke Ryutaro anymore.

2. Chinen alone scares him.

Ryutaro looked up from his homework as he sat the table. Another member had just entered the room, securing his place as the 6th person to arrive, Takaki and Yabu being the earliest two, followed by Hikaru and Ryutaro, then Keito. Yabu had already left after being pulled out of the room for some usual paperwork, while Takaki is away, trying to get tips from Jin. Keito had to answer his phone, unaware that Hikaru was hiding in the bathroom, who was pretending that he hasn't arrived yet, and wanted to call Keito, occupying the line, so that Keito won't be able to receive any more calls from England, or Sister Jessica at that point.

Ryutaro froze in spot when he noticed it was Chinen.

The short boy waved at him, with a smile, before tossing his bag on the couch, then sitting down on it. He looked through his stuff, glancing at Ryutaro who just stared at him.

"What?"

Ryutaro tensed up. "N-Nothing." He looked back at his work, fully aware of Chinen's tiny movements. He scribbled random words on his English homework, and when he heard a small shift coming from Chinen's direction, he turned to Chinen with wide eyes.

Chinen has just pull out something into his bag, and when he noticed Ryutaro looking at him, he looked at Ryutaro back.

"W-What's that?" Ryutaro asked, curiously, with a tint of fear. 'No wait! I don't want to know!'

"Ac-"

At that same moment, Hikaru came into the room, with Keito following behind him. It seemed that Hikaru was caught by Keito.

In that moment, Ryutaro jumped up from his seat and ran to Hikaru, causing the older member to be slightly surprised, and soon he found Ryutaro jumping into his arms, and hugging Hikaru's chest tightly, trying not to hear Chinen at all. Hikaru held Ryutaro in his arms, and looked at Keito, and Chinen with a surprised look.

Keito shrugged his shoulders, indicating he had no idea why Ryutaro was like that. Chinen simply just watched them, though he couldn't help but feel worried.

When the other members arrived, they wondered the same thing, though Ryutaro refused to say anything to them, or let go of Hikaru, or even get off him. Hikaru had to bear with it, and carried Ryutaro everywhere for the whole day.

3. Ryutaro receives another gift.

When Hikaru managed to make Ryutaro to let go of him, JUMP decided that Ryutaro was being the oddball here, and got worried. Even Hikaru wasn't stalking Keito.

JUMP tried to offer him this or that, he didn't say a word, so instead, JUMP sent in Hikaru who did his part as the older brother. It worked anyway. Though, at times, Ryutaro would always hold onto Hikaru who then decides to give him a piggyback ride, and run all over Jimusho, thinking it was fun, but unaware that Ryutaro was scared the hell out of him.

JUMP had finished rehearsals, and well, there was only 5 showers available. Hikaru quickly occupied one shower as he felt extremely sweaty and in the mood to take a long bath, Ryutaro was tensed up, though managed to answer other members comments or questions.

"Ryutaro."

The youngest boy tensed up as he heard Chinen's voice, and slowly turned his head back and looked at the shorter member with wide eyes.

"Here." Chinen handed over to him a hamster plushie, that was bigger than any usual hamster.

"I came across this and I personally want to thank you for the Ohno Arashi poster." Chinen flashed him a smile.

Ryutaro just froze in spot. "T-Thanks.." He didn't even take it.

Chinen stared at him, waiting for the younger member to take it from him.

Hikaru came into the room, with a towel around his waist, and also one over his shoulders. "Haahh, that was a ni-" He got cut off when Ryutaro jumped onto him, hugging the older member.

Hikaru caught Ryutaro in time, and held him close, while looking at the rest, surprised. JUMP wondered what's wrong with Ryutaro, and thought that maybe the both of them started dating, so they just mind their own business, except for Chinen who stared at Ryutaro, loss for words, Keito who just watched Hikaru, not saying a word, and Inoo who just got out from the showers, and stared at Ryutaro, hugging embracing his the half-naked Hikaru, twitching at this sight.

"So I have to compete with Ryutaro too now?!.."

4. This time, Ryutaro receives a letter.

Ryutaro noticed a piece of paper sticking out from his bag. Nothing came across his mind of what it might be.

He slowly pulled it out, and then closed his eyes up tight as if it was going to explode in his face.

He took a peek at the paper, when nothing happened, then took a quick sniff.

"Oh.. it's nothing."

He opened it up to find it was a letter... from Yuuto and Yamada. He blinked and looked at the names once more to make sure, then started reading the letter.

As his eyes read every single word of the letter, his heart beat even faster.

"Hey, Ryutaro." Chinen greeted him from the back as the older member passed by his chair.

"SDKJFHDSJFKSDJJJJJ!!!!--" Ryutaro crumpled up the letter, and ran out the door, with a crimson face, yelling even more.

JUMP watched as he did, and then looked at Chinen. "I didn't do anything."

JUMP then turned to Hikaru, who looked at the rest. He let out a sigh. "I'll get him."

All of them were thinking of the possible reasons why Ryutaro ran off, though they were completely unaware of the Yamajima pair laughing in the corner, after seeing Ryutaro reacted that way with their letter about.. Chinen.

5. Hikaru is just worried.

"Oh, Chinen went for dinner with you?" Keito raised an eyebrow.

"And me." Inoo smiled slyly at Keito, as he placed his elbow on Hikaru's shoulder. Keito stared at Inoo. "Ah, I see."

Inoo was definitely mocking Keito, who just shrugged it off.

"We took a picture out of boredom." Hikaru stated, when he noticed Ryutaro looking a bit blur as he dragged his feet to the couch.

"Ryutaro!" Hikaru called out, as he held his hand up high in the air, while moving forward, making Inoo fall to the ground. Ryutaro looked over at crowd with a bored look. Hikaru motioned the younger boy to come to them, though he feels more worried about him and his weirdness.

"Look at this!" Hikaru showed Ryutaro the picture of Hikaru, Inoo and Chinen and all of them making a goofy look. Ryutaro had to admit, Chinen looked cute no matter how goofy he tried to look. This sent a small blush to the youngest member's cheeks. Hikaru noticed this.

"Hey guys, what are you-" Chinen got cut off when Ryutaro let out a gibberish shout, and kicked Hikaru's cellphone up high and made it hit the ceiling with a crash, and soon it was in pieces of unrecognizable metal, and phone parts.

Hikaru stared blankly into space. His cellphone just smashed into nothing in a matter of seconds.

Soon enough, it was Hikaru who let out a gibberish yell, and JUMP found Hikaru chasing Ryutaro all over the building.

They didn't know whether to let them be, or stop them. Though, Yabu voted to stop them, JUMP just let them be, and after a few attempts, Yabu too just let them be, though Keito and Inoo managed to get Hikaru away from Ryutaro, who then instead ran to Yabu instead for comforting.

6. JUMP adds it all up together.

"Guys, we need to do something about Ryutaro's weirdness..." Hikaru stated in a serious tone, while placing his hand on the desk. All the JUMP members, excluding Ryutaro had gathered around the table, while Ryutaro was forced to buy drinks for all of them.

"I don't mind comforting him.. But, kicking me and smashing my phone is OUT OF THE BOUNDARIES!!" Hikaru revealed to them his smashed, no-longer-a-phone cell phone.

"He held onto me for too long. I'm actually more beat out when I had to carry him everywhere!" BEST cringed.

"And at times, he'd jump on me without a reason!" 7 cringed.

"What's more... Sometimes... He smells like Hamster poop and pee!" JUMP cringed.

"I kinda agree with Hikaru though," Yabu stated out.

JUMP stayed quiet. "This seems oddly familiar.." They thought of the time when Hikaru gathered all of them around about Takaki's fears of bugs.

"Wait, we're not looking into this carefully. What if there's something that's making Ryutaro act this way?" Takaki smartly, asked out.

Hikaru and Inoo looked at each other. "Well, the first time was when the three of us came in, but we only saw Chinen and Takaki." Inoo mumbled.

"The second time was when I arrived to work and he was doing his homework. He seemed... jumpy." Chinen stated out next. "On the same day, I gave him a hamster plushie, but he didn't take it, just stared at it, and ran off when Hikaru came out."

"Then the next time was when?"

"I greeted him and he ran off?" Chinen stated out.

"Uhhh actually, we kinda gave him a letter, and he was reading it when Chinen came in." Yamada looked at the rest.

"And the recent one was when I was showing him a picture of me, Inoo and Chinen when we went out." Hikaru scratched the back of his head.

"Is there anything similar in all those situations?" Yabu looked at JUMP.

"It happened here?"

"Hikaru was always the one who had to suffer in the end?" JUMP looked at Yuuto. "Whaaat? It's true!" JUMP thought about it. It was true.

"Ah!" JUMP turned to Daiki. "It's Chinen!"

"Eh?" JUMP turned to Daiki with a confused look.

"The first time, Chinen was sitting on Takaki's lap!"

"How did you know?" Takaki asked.

"It's predictable. Then, the second one, WASN'T Hikaru. Him and Chinen were in the same room. Alone. One that same day, Chinen gave him a gift, causing the 3rd weirdness to come out. The 4th was the letter, though it didn't made him weird. The fact that Chinen was there, it surprised him and he went all weird. As for the last one, well, I guess you know why."

JUMP nodded to his explanation, before looking at Chinen.

Just then Ryutaro came in, carrying can drinks, looking a bit forced.

Chinen wondered about it, and decided to help Ryutaro.

Ryutaro stopped when Chinen helped him, and just then dropped everything in a second, and running off, shouting again.

"So.." Chinen turned to them.

"Now we all know its me. Why is he acting like this?" JUMP shrugged it off, though the smile on Chinen's lips showed that probably he knew.

Feel free to comment. :D

To be honest, I haven't finished with my work, and after my orals, I developed myself a migraine. XD;; But I really wanted to write this! I haven't finished the Hikato prompt I'm supposed to have done a few days ago. :x This isn't really funny, and Ryutaro is kinda OOC from my real one. XD But he's feeling a bit jumpy in this one. Maybe you have an idea of what other pairings I support? There's two new ones here. :D

fic: hsj-thon, stuff: fan fictions, je: hey! say! jump, #prompt

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