SWAS Beta Battle
SWAS Beta Battle
This took place during the wait for chapter 13. miints and goldie came up with this awesome idea to pingpong 100 word drabbles back and forth, until one of them just couldn't go on anymore, haha.
Simple rules were:
- It had to be exactly 100 words
- It had to be in the SWAS universe
- The last sentence in the previous drabble was the base sentence for the next drabble.
And here’s what they came up with!
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Title: End
Author: Miints
Rating: PG-13
“Do you think the world will ever come to an end?”
Harry rolled off Draco with a sigh. His arm was starting to cramp. Draco laid still, his eyes closed, and Harry wondered that maybe he just imagined hearing the question. But he answered anyways.
“Everything has to come to an end eventually.”
“Even us, Potter?”
“Even us.” Draco was silent for a moment.
“Then I don’t want there to be an ‘us’.”
Harry turned onto his side to face the wall, away from the unmoving boy and sighed again. “Why not?”
“Because then it would never have to end.”
* * *
Title: End-urance
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG-13
"So I wonder how long they’ll last," Hermione mused, giggling.
"Well, that all depends," Pansy replied, sucking suggestively on the end of her straw. "Are we talking couple-wise, or are we talking bedroom activities?"
Ron choked on his butterbeer, his eyes bulging as she arched a brow at the group.
"Let’s just say I gave them a helping hand in that area," Seamus snickered, signalling Madame Rosmerta for another round.
Pansy rounded on him. "Do tell!" she exclaimed, eyes twinkling while Hermione blushed, trying to not looking too interested in the answer.
"Ah. Well that...that is secret men’s business."
* * *
Title: Secret
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“It’s a secret, I already told you Potter”
“Draco, don’t be ridiculous, how can your birthday be a secret?” Harry sat down on the bed in exasperation. “Birthdays are supposed to be known, so they could be celebrated!” Draco shrugged and continued putting some unknown to Harry clear substance into his already quite solid looking hair.
“Well, who ever made that up obviously didn’t know what they were talking about.” He wiped his hands and turned to look at Harry. “Why do you want to know anyways?”
Harry just shook his head, let out a defeated sound and left the room.
* * *
Title: Disbelief
Author: Goldie
Rating: G
"I don’t believe it," Hermione sighed, shaking her head. "I just don’t believe it!"
"I know, it doesn’t make any sense!" Ron replied, biting into his apple. "I mean, years and years of crushing on him, of blushing beet-red in his presence, of bat-bogeying anyone who bad mouthed him..."
"...and now that Draco’s on the scene, nothing. Not a single word." Hermione rested her chin on her hand, a puzzled look on her face.
"It’s bloody weird, eh," mused Ron. "I mean, I feel like I haven’t even seen her for six months...what in hell has happened to my sister?!"
* * *
Title: Situations
Author: Miints
Rating: PG-13
“My sister was caught doing WHAT?”
Several heads from other tables had turned to look towards the Gryffindors.
“That’s right Patil, caught with her hands down that Brown girl’s skirt.” Draco smirked at Parvati from his seat between Harry and Hermione. “Be happy it was me, and not some Hufflepuff, or the news would be all over the school by now. Although… my poor, innocent eyes…” He buried his face in Harry’s shoulder with a fake sob.
Hermione tried to suppress a smile. “I guess Padma really liked kissing Lavender during one of those first spin the bottle games.”
* * *
Title: Watching
Author: Goldie
Rating: R
Pansy smiles a predatory smile. "I bet you never thought you’d be doing this after a spin the bottle game."
Hermione gasps, eyelashes lowered, red lip firmly bitten. She can smell Pansy’s spicy perfume as Pansy slides her fingers slowly up her inner thigh.
"Um... ahhh... n-n-no, actually. But neither did I think - oh... oh gods - that watching Malfoy suck his own c-c-come off Harry’s… f-f-fingers would be so... ooooh..."
"Sexy?" Pansy shifted her fingertips and was rewarded with a moan. "Filthy? Such a turn on?"
"Oh god yes... So. D-d-o we dare Malfoy to s-suck Harry off, next time?"
* * *
Title: Inventions
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“Draco, stop sucking already! There is not going to be any left for me.” Draco Malfoy just ignored him and went on slurping happily.
“Damn it Draco, give it here!” Blaise grabbed the juice box from Draco and attached himself to the clear straw.
“For a muggle invention, this is pretty clever.” Draco eyed the juice box that was now being slightly squeezed by Blaise’s hand... and grinned “Oh, hello Patil… Parvati is it?”
Blaise’s head whipped around, two pink spots appearing on his cheeks. Draco snatched the juice box from his hand and booked it up the main staircase.
* * *
Title: Variety
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG
"Merlin's balls, I'm right sick of these damned staircases! We need to find somewhere else to shag, Potter, before I expire from too much exercise."
Harry snorted and continued climbing the sixth floor stairs. "And our shagging doesn't fall into that category?"
Draco ignored him. "Why can't we have at it behind the Quidditch shed like everyone else? The grass is actually quite lovely in Spring. And I hear the alcove behind the statue of Ignatius the Imbecilic is free Tuesday nights..."
Harry halted suddenly, eyes glinting wickedly. "Enough! I'm shagging you right here. Anything to stop your bloody whining."
* * *
Title: Dates
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“Oh quit your whining, weasel boy.”
“You are taking up all the space, pug face!” Shove. “Who’s brilliant idea was to set us up on a blind date anyways?” Scuffle. “It was probably that bratty Malfoy’s idea of a sick joke.”
Snort. “Draco had nothing to do with this! It was all your Potty’s bright idea.”
“Don’t call him that!”
Snickering. “Who? Potty?”
Silence.
“Ugh, just look at them, looks like Potter is trying to eat Draco’s tonsils. Disgusting.”
“You said it…”
Awkward silence.
“Pug face!” Giggling.
Eye roll. “Oh Weasley, your maturity level astounds me.”
* * *
Title: Upping the Ante
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG
"Oh yep, very mature, Seamus," Ernie snorted.
"I only want to test the waters a bit, you know. See how jealous Harry gets."
"Whaddaya mean, how jealous Harry gets?" Justin looked confused.
"Yeah, you're clearly barking, Seamus," Ron laughed. "As if he'd actually be into that ferrety git."
"I just have a hunch, is all. How much do you wanna bet that Harry fancies Malfoy?"
Three pairs of eyes stared back at him as Seamus laid his winning hand of cards out on the table.
"Someone dare me to snog ferret-face next week, and then we'll see what's what."
* * *
Title: Lies
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“So, who have you snogged Draco?”
They were sitting on the dock, enjoying the last warmth of the day when Harry asked the annoying question.
“You were there Harry, you saw it all yourself.”
Harry kicked at the water lazily. “You know what I mean, outside of the games, intimately… romantically…”
“No one.” Draco simply answered.
“Oh please, like I’d believe that. Just tell me.”
“I am telling you the truth!”
Harry scoffed. “I really don’t see why you have to lie.”
Draco picked up his discarded robes and turned to leave, but at the last second shoved Harry into the water. “I wasn’t. You asshole.”
And that was the final one!
This took place during the wait for chapter 13. miints and goldie came up with this awesome idea to pingpong 100 word drabbles back and forth, until one of them just couldn't go on anymore, haha.
Simple rules were:
- It had to be exactly 100 words
- It had to be in the SWAS universe
- The last sentence in the previous drabble was the base sentence for the next drabble.
And here’s what they came up with!
* * *
Title: End
Author: Miints
Rating: PG-13
“Do you think the world will ever come to an end?”
Harry rolled off Draco with a sigh. His arm was starting to cramp. Draco laid still, his eyes closed, and Harry wondered that maybe he just imagined hearing the question. But he answered anyways.
“Everything has to come to an end eventually.”
“Even us, Potter?”
“Even us.” Draco was silent for a moment.
“Then I don’t want there to be an ‘us’.”
Harry turned onto his side to face the wall, away from the unmoving boy and sighed again. “Why not?”
“Because then it would never have to end.”
* * *
Title: End-urance
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG-13
"So I wonder how long they’ll last," Hermione mused, giggling.
"Well, that all depends," Pansy replied, sucking suggestively on the end of her straw. "Are we talking couple-wise, or are we talking bedroom activities?"
Ron choked on his butterbeer, his eyes bulging as she arched a brow at the group.
"Let’s just say I gave them a helping hand in that area," Seamus snickered, signalling Madame Rosmerta for another round.
Pansy rounded on him. "Do tell!" she exclaimed, eyes twinkling while Hermione blushed, trying to not looking too interested in the answer.
"Ah. Well that...that is secret men’s business."
* * *
Title: Secret
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“It’s a secret, I already told you Potter”
“Draco, don’t be ridiculous, how can your birthday be a secret?” Harry sat down on the bed in exasperation. “Birthdays are supposed to be known, so they could be celebrated!” Draco shrugged and continued putting some unknown to Harry clear substance into his already quite solid looking hair.
“Well, who ever made that up obviously didn’t know what they were talking about.” He wiped his hands and turned to look at Harry. “Why do you want to know anyways?”
Harry just shook his head, let out a defeated sound and left the room.
* * *
Title: Disbelief
Author: Goldie
Rating: G
"I don’t believe it," Hermione sighed, shaking her head. "I just don’t believe it!"
"I know, it doesn’t make any sense!" Ron replied, biting into his apple. "I mean, years and years of crushing on him, of blushing beet-red in his presence, of bat-bogeying anyone who bad mouthed him..."
"...and now that Draco’s on the scene, nothing. Not a single word." Hermione rested her chin on her hand, a puzzled look on her face.
"It’s bloody weird, eh," mused Ron. "I mean, I feel like I haven’t even seen her for six months...what in hell has happened to my sister?!"
* * *
Title: Situations
Author: Miints
Rating: PG-13
“My sister was caught doing WHAT?”
Several heads from other tables had turned to look towards the Gryffindors.
“That’s right Patil, caught with her hands down that Brown girl’s skirt.” Draco smirked at Parvati from his seat between Harry and Hermione. “Be happy it was me, and not some Hufflepuff, or the news would be all over the school by now. Although… my poor, innocent eyes…” He buried his face in Harry’s shoulder with a fake sob.
Hermione tried to suppress a smile. “I guess Padma really liked kissing Lavender during one of those first spin the bottle games.”
* * *
Title: Watching
Author: Goldie
Rating: R
Pansy smiles a predatory smile. "I bet you never thought you’d be doing this after a spin the bottle game."
Hermione gasps, eyelashes lowered, red lip firmly bitten. She can smell Pansy’s spicy perfume as Pansy slides her fingers slowly up her inner thigh.
"Um... ahhh... n-n-no, actually. But neither did I think - oh... oh gods - that watching Malfoy suck his own c-c-come off Harry’s… f-f-fingers would be so... ooooh..."
"Sexy?" Pansy shifted her fingertips and was rewarded with a moan. "Filthy? Such a turn on?"
"Oh god yes... So. D-d-o we dare Malfoy to s-suck Harry off, next time?"
* * *
Title: Inventions
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“Draco, stop sucking already! There is not going to be any left for me.” Draco Malfoy just ignored him and went on slurping happily.
“Damn it Draco, give it here!” Blaise grabbed the juice box from Draco and attached himself to the clear straw.
“For a muggle invention, this is pretty clever.” Draco eyed the juice box that was now being slightly squeezed by Blaise’s hand... and grinned “Oh, hello Patil… Parvati is it?”
Blaise’s head whipped around, two pink spots appearing on his cheeks. Draco snatched the juice box from his hand and booked it up the main staircase.
* * *
Title: Variety
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG
"Merlin's balls, I'm right sick of these damned staircases! We need to find somewhere else to shag, Potter, before I expire from too much exercise."
Harry snorted and continued climbing the sixth floor stairs. "And our shagging doesn't fall into that category?"
Draco ignored him. "Why can't we have at it behind the Quidditch shed like everyone else? The grass is actually quite lovely in Spring. And I hear the alcove behind the statue of Ignatius the Imbecilic is free Tuesday nights..."
Harry halted suddenly, eyes glinting wickedly. "Enough! I'm shagging you right here. Anything to stop your bloody whining."
* * *
Title: Dates
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“Oh quit your whining, weasel boy.”
“You are taking up all the space, pug face!” Shove. “Who’s brilliant idea was to set us up on a blind date anyways?” Scuffle. “It was probably that bratty Malfoy’s idea of a sick joke.”
Snort. “Draco had nothing to do with this! It was all your Potty’s bright idea.”
“Don’t call him that!”
Snickering. “Who? Potty?”
Silence.
“Ugh, just look at them, looks like Potter is trying to eat Draco’s tonsils. Disgusting.”
“You said it…”
Awkward silence.
“Pug face!” Giggling.
Eye roll. “Oh Weasley, your maturity level astounds me.”
* * *
Title: Upping the Ante
Author: Goldie
Rating: PG
"Oh yep, very mature, Seamus," Ernie snorted.
"I only want to test the waters a bit, you know. See how jealous Harry gets."
"Whaddaya mean, how jealous Harry gets?" Justin looked confused.
"Yeah, you're clearly barking, Seamus," Ron laughed. "As if he'd actually be into that ferrety git."
"I just have a hunch, is all. How much do you wanna bet that Harry fancies Malfoy?"
Three pairs of eyes stared back at him as Seamus laid his winning hand of cards out on the table.
"Someone dare me to snog ferret-face next week, and then we'll see what's what."
* * *
Title: Lies
Author: Miints
Rating: PG
“So, who have you snogged Draco?”
They were sitting on the dock, enjoying the last warmth of the day when Harry asked the annoying question.
“You were there Harry, you saw it all yourself.”
Harry kicked at the water lazily. “You know what I mean, outside of the games, intimately… romantically…”
“No one.” Draco simply answered.
“Oh please, like I’d believe that. Just tell me.”
“I am telling you the truth!”
Harry scoffed. “I really don’t see why you have to lie.”
Draco picked up his discarded robes and turned to leave, but at the last second shoved Harry into the water. “I wasn’t. You asshole.”
And that was the final one!