Title: Imaginationland
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: ninja!pairings: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), KyuHae (Kyuhyun/Donghae), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk, HyukMin (Eunhyuk/Sungmin), MinWook (Sungmin/Ryeowook), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook), KangTeuk (Kangin/Leeteuk), 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), QMi (Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi), KangMin (Kangin/Sungmin), HeeMin (Heechul/Sungmin)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, crack, crack
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sometimes life seems to be just like a soap opera... but is this really life?
Imaginationland
5:12 PM
Tension was filling the whole eleventh and twelth floor. The atmosphere was so nerve-wrecking that it could kill a person just by walking into one of Super Junior's dorms. Every door was shut close and absolutely no conversations could have been heard... because the rooms were either empty or occupied by only one person. The silence which was present was rather... untypical for the always so loud boyband.
What was the reason for this eccentric appearance of the dorms? What had happened? This are questions everyone for sure is asking right now. Let's peek a bit more into the past and see how the situation looked like some time earlier.
4:02 PM
SM: "CHO KYUHYUN! Yah! You stupid brat! Don't play hide-and-seek with me anymore! I know that you're sitting in this closet! Get out!"
KH: "Ahhh, just leave me alone. If I want to sit in the closet, it's my own business."
SM: "You annoying piece of ass! GET OUT! Don't be a chicken, you can't escape from what you've done, stupid."
KH: "Get away, Sungmin."
SM: "Aish! Sit here in your goddamn closet and freakin' die, I don't care anymore! How dare you, you arrogant butthole, first you're cheating on me with Donghae and now you're hiding in the closet because you're too scared to face your own boyfriend?! CHICKEN! You're a CHICKEN!"
KH: "You're not better, smartass! Who was the one who gave Hyukjae a blowjob last week?! I think it was no ghost, neither an alien, at least Donghae's alien radar didn't sense any! IT WAS YOU!"
SM: "...and I was running the whole week after you, telling you that I'm sorry, remember? I thought everything was ok! But you just HAD TO take revenge, right?!"
KH: "Yes! YES! I had to! I wanted to make you jealous! I admit it! And now adios, I want to be alone."
SM: "GOOD! Tell the closet 'hi' from me."
4:07 PM
SM: "Wookie, I can't, I can't anymore, this is just too much for me."
RW: "Psssht, Sungmin, everything will be fine, you'll see. But why did you get mad at Kyuhyun anyway?"
SM: "Because he friggin' cheated on me with Donghae! I caught them lip-locking an hour ago! I wanted to go and kill him or something but he escaped and locked himself in our closet! IN OUR CLOSET! How pathetic is that?!"
RW: "Psssht, Sungmin, it's ok now. Kyuhyun is an asshole and you deserve someone better than him."
SM: "Who, Wookie, who do I deserve? Hyukkie, for example, enjoyed his time with me recently... but he said that he feels wrong cheating on Donghae so he didn't want to do anything more with me. And now, hoho, such an irony, his boyfriend wasn't really faithful to him either!"
RW: "Well... I also don't have good news... You know, Jongwoonie dumped me yesterday."
SM: "WHY?!"
RW: "He said that I'm not treating his turtles right! He thinks that I'm an animal hater!!! Can you believe this?! AN ANIMAL HATER! Me, who took care of his fuckin' Ddangkoma & CO. as if they were my own children! And that all because I once forgot to give them food when he wasn't home!"
SM: "NOOO, really?! Geez! Our boys have gotten crazy!"
RW: "Yeah! So, what are we going to do about this?"
SM: "Stupid question. Comfort each other, right?"
4:11 PM
YS: "KIM RYEOWOOK! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
RW: "Jongwoonie... It's... it's not what it looks like..."
YS: "It's not?! TAKE THIS HAND OUT OF SUNGMIN'S PANTS! Sungmin, don't you have your own boyfriend to touch you?!"
SM: "I'm sorry, hyung, I thought that you..."
YS: "Get out of our room! I don't want to see you in here! Ryeowook is MY boyfriend, for God's sake!"
RW: "Really? I'm still your boyfriend? What about your turtles?"
YS: "Ahh, come on, Wookie-baby, you know I can't be mad at you for long... I love you just too much..."
RW: "Ohh... I love you, too, Sungie-baby~ Sorry, Sungmin, I think you have to look somewhere else if you need comfort."
4:16 PM
SM: "Eek, hyungs! Why aren't your locking the door when you're doing things like this?!"
LT: "Oops... Sungminnie... Well, we didn't expect anyone to enter..."
SM: "And what are you doing anyway...? That's disgusting! You two have really the weirdest ideas... Whose idea was this? For sure yours, Youngwoon, right?"
LT: "Yes, it was his idea and we simply wanted to try out something new before he goes to the army. And you, Sungmin, should show more respect to our guest, tst!"
SM: "Oh, come on, Teukie umma, how can I show you two respect when you're doing THIS?!"
KI: "What, do you want to join?"
LT: "Youngwoon!!!"
KI: "What, my angel? Don't you want to show this kid how to do such things?"
LT: "No! You know that I'm not the one for threesomes!"
KI: "Yeah, I forgot... Sorry, Sungmin, not today. But you know, if you want, I can show you later-"
LT: "YOUNGWOON!!!"
KI: "Ahhh, angel, don't be mad, don't be mad!"
4:24 PM
EH: "Sungmin, kill me, please, ok?"
SM: "No, Hyukkie, I won't. YOU will kill ME."
EH: "Aish, what are we even talking about... We should kill THEM. Let's kill Donghae and Kyuhyun for doing this to us. Good?"
SM: "Hey, that's not a bad idea. I wanted to teach Kyuhyun a lesson earlier anyway but unfortunately he locked himself in our closet..."
EH: "In your CLOSET?!"
SM: "I know! He's such a fuckin' retard! Wait, Hyukkie, you still don't want me? Do you still want to be faithful to Hae?"
EH: "To the hell with him! After what he has done to me, he can come and lick my feet! If he wants to play such childish games with me, I will join them! Sungmin... Kiss me."
SM: "?! WHAT? Are you sure? We're in the hall, someone could see us, hey, maybe we should-"
EH: "That's the point! I want Hae to see this! Kiss me."
SM: "Ok but he's not here... Where is he?"
EH: "Oh, right, maybe he won't even come along so maybe we should go to where he is right now... I guess he's still in the living room, where we... caught them... Uhh."
SM: "Good, let's go there."
4:29 PM
DH: "Hyukjae! Good that you're here... I'm so sorry... I really didn't want to do this with Kyuhyun, he kinda forced me to do so... Please, don't be mad..."
EH: "Sungmin, NOW."
DH: "MY GOD! What are you two doing?! HYUKKIE! I... Oh! So this is what you want! You want to mess with me, right?! I hate you! I hate youuu~!"
SM: "Uhh... Hyuk... Hae ran out of the room, is this a good thing? Did you want this?"
EH: "YES! Ha! Victory! I wanted him to feel the same way I felt when I caught him with Kyu!"
SM: "But you know... Now he will probably continue this war between you two and... OH GOD! What if he goes to Kyuhyun now?! HYUKJAE! This is all your fault! Oh gosh! I have to go to Kyu now before it's too late!"
EH: "Oops, Minnie... Sorry..."
SM: "Shut up! I shouldn't get involved in your fight anyway, aish, now I may lose my boyfriend for real... Why did I kiss you?!"
4:38 PM
SM: "Kyuhyun, I- SHIT! This isn't ZHOU MI, right?! Tell me that this red hair that's showing up from under the blanket doesn't belong to him!"
KH: "Well... it kinda does."
SM: "YOU ASSHOLE! You know that I hate QMi more than anything in this world! WHY! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I liked you with Hae better, you friggin' idiot, now THAT'S too much. I break up. I break up with you."
KH:"Wait, Sungmin! No! Don't go away! I can explain! Zhou Mi just wanted to-"
SM:"Wanted to do what? Check out if there are any mosquitoes under the blanket? Don't make a fool of me, I know very well what's going on here! Faggot!"
KH: "Speak about yourself, faggot!"
SM: "AISH!"
4:44 PM
SM: Ok. So it's the end with Kyuhyun, Ryeowook has Jongwoon, Jongwoon has Ryeowook, I fuckin' hate Donghae, I fuckin' hate Zhou Mi, Hyukkie only used me as his tool, Jungsoo doesn't like threesomes, Youngwoon will maybe meet up with me... MAYBE... but later... Donghee has his girlfriend and Siwon isn't here... So who can I go to NOW? Oh, I wonder what Heechul is doing...
4:47 PM
SM: "Heechul hyung!"
HC: "Whoaa, whoaa, Sungmin, what happened? You usually don't fall into my arms so easily."
SM: "It's just that I can't find peace and love anywhere in this house, everything's messed up right now and I don't even have the strength to explain... I just want to... Well... Can I rest in your arms for a while? Just for a while. Please."
HC: "Sure you can, uhm, but there's one little problem... You see, I have a meeting with a certain someone in a few minutes, in fact this certain someone is standing in the door right now, OH HI THERE JUNGSOO!"
SM: "Jungsoo?! Wait, wasn't he with Youngwoon earlier?!"
HC: "YOUNGWOON? He's in our dorm?!?! And he was with Jungsoo? Nah, now come in and explain yourself, LADY!"
LT: "Oh, Heechul, maybe I'll come some other time... I see that you're busy with Sungmin now and well, er-"
HC: "You won't go anywhere! EXPLAIN! You wanted to have a date with me now but were with Youngwoon earlier?! What did you guys do, hm? I know about your past with him! I thought that you've already forgotten about everything what has been between you two! Do you still have feelings for him, Jungsoo? Do you?"
LT: "Heechul... uhm... He only came by and I wanted to be a good leader, so you know... Youngwoon is past, you are the present..."
SM: "Sorry to interrupt you two but Jungsoo, for me this obviously didn't look like Youngwoon's only your past."
LT: "SUNGMIN! Shut your evil little mouth!"
SM: "What! I'm telling the truth! I saw it with my own eyes, remember?"
HC: "Saw what, Sungmin?"
SM: "WHATEVER! Dammit! I don't want to get involved into this, solve this case yourself, I'm going now. I'm getting a major headache because of this all."
5:12 PM
So this is generally what had happened. Except for the YeWook couple, which had happily gone out of the dorm to have a walk at the Han River, nobody really wanted to talk to anyone at that moment.
Sungmin was suffering because of all the mess he'd gone through; so he just went to the bathroom and took a long, relaxing bubble bath.
Kyuhyun had driven Zhou Mi out of his room, shouting at him that he should take some lessons in how to hide better from other people's boyfriends; he was lying on his bed and thinking of how to apologize to Sungmin.
Eunhyuk locked himself in his room and was furiously drinking strawberry milk, thinking of what an ass he had been towards Donghae and how he had hurt his best friend.
Donghae had left the dorm and was running through the streets, heading to a fitness centre to let all his anger out doing sports. He wanted to pretend that one of the boxing bags was Eunhyuk.
Heechul was disgusted by what he had found out about Leeteuk; he was silently cuddling his cats and checking out twitter, holding back the urge to write something nasty about the KangTeuk couple.
Leeteuk was mad at Sungmin for telling Heechul about his affair with Kangin. He was sitting at his desk and trying to make a voodoo doll.
Kangin was already heading back to his home, not even knowing about what was happening in the dorms...
**
"Siwonnie, dear, your friend came by... I'll just let him into your room, ok?"
This shout, coming out of his mother's throat, made Siwon look up and stare blankly ahead. He wanted to quickly scream back and protest but everything around him happened too fast, he couldn't even react; the door got opened and a cheerful Heechul walked in.
"Hello, Shisus~ Reading your Bible again? Oh wait, what's this?"
Heechul stopped walking and looked down at something which was lying on a small table in front of Siwon. He eyed the object suspiciously and started to pace around it, observing it from every side. Siwon shivered and felt like blushing but he could fight against it, putting on a poker face and not showing his emotions to Heechul at all.
"This? Oh, this is the doll house that we bought for my niece. You know, she's coming to us tomorrow, so we wanted to surprise her."
"I see..."
Heechul still watched the toy for a while, showing great interest for it, but after a few seconds he turned to Siwon again.
"Anyways, your mother told me that we should come to the living room, she prepared some snacks for us. Come."
And with that, he was already gone.
Siwon took a deep breath and let the air blow out with a loud whistle.
"Puhh. That was close..."
He bent down to the doll house and put a tiny doll that he was hiding in his fist into one of the house's rooms. He patted the doll on the head with his finger and smiled lightly to himself.
"Looks like I have to continue with 'The Tale of Sungmin and the Gays' later..."
Still smiling, he left the room.
Siwon may be a tough, hot and grown-up guy on the outside - but he sometimes still is a child inside.