Super Junior Love [11/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene III
Eunhyuk's room, the owner of it prepares to go to bed but suddenly Sungmin rushes in and stops in the middle of the room, with his bedding in the hands and already dressed in his one-piece pajama. Eunhyuk eyes him suspiciously and Sungmin starts to grin.
SUNGMIN
Hyukkie, Hyukkie, I have something to ask you.
EUNHYUK
That is...?
SUNGMIN
Can I sleep here tonight? Please.
EUNHYUK
startled
Why? Don't you have your own room? Are you in a fight with Kyuhyun or something like that?
SUNGMIN
cheerfully
No, no, everything's fine but yes, it is something connected with Kyu.
You know, I want him to be jealous because he once told me that he doesn't want to see me sleeping over at your room, so yeah, here I am!
EUNHYUK
Why the hell would you want Kyuhyun to be jealous?!
SUNGMIN
Just for fun! This evil maknae deserves some punishment, right?! Oh, come on, this won't kill him... Will it?
EUNHYUK
skeptical
I don't know, Minnie, I think you went crazy. You sometimes have really the weirdest ideas...
SUNGMIN
But you're not better, Hyukkie - hiding in Heechul's room because you don't want to face Donghae? That's weak.
EUNHYUK
surprised
...you know about this?
SUNGMIN
Of course I do, Heechul told me. Now he has great stuff to gossip about.
And I was basically the first person he ran into so he told me everything.
EUNHYUK
Oh no! But I hope Donghae won't find out?! If he does, I'll be dead! I'm sure he'll be mad about this...
SUNGMIN
Well, knowing Heechul... Everything can happen. I'm so sorry, Hyuk.
EUNHYUK
Nah, don't be, it's not your fault anyway. I shouldn't be such a chicken and run away from him...
Sungmin goes closer to Eunhyuk and puts a hand on his shoulder to comfort him. They sit on the bed next to each other and stare blankly ahead, both thinking about their own worries. Suddenly, they hear the noise of the door being slammed open and someone furiously comes in.
KYUHYUN
gasping like a madman
Sungmin, you son of a-
SUNGMIN
jumping up in surprise
Oh god! Kyu!
KYUHYUN
What are you thinking, running away from me like that?! Take your things and come back to our room, NOW.
EUNHYUK
whistling playfully
Keke, someone indeed is jealous~
KYUHYUN
Hm?!
EUNHYUK
Oh, nothing, nothing~
SUNGMIN
stubborn
But I want to sleep over at Eunhyuk's today. You can't stop me from doing so, you know. Hyuk is my best friend, goddammit!
KYUHYUN
full of sorrow
Really? And what about me? Am I too boring for you now? Do you hate me for playing all night? Should I quit playing for you?
SUNGMIN
No, I- Wait whut, you would REALLY do this for me?!
KYUHYUN
Of course not, dummy, but I had to say it to get your attention back.
SUNGMIN
huffing
Aish, you idiot.
EUNHYUK
cutting in
Ehm, sorry to interrupt you two again but could you please stop this marital quarrel and go back to your sweet kingdom of love and just make up and let me sleep?
SUNGMIN
We are NOT married, Hyukkie. Stop this.
EUNHYUK
Whatever, but please just LET ME SLEEP.
KYUHYUN
This is what I'm trying to do, right? I want Sungmin to come back but it looks like he doesn't want to.
EUNHYUK
Minnie, just go.
SUNGMIN
No! I want to sleep here tonight.
EUNHYUK & KYUHYUN
shouting simultaneously
Why?!
SUNGMIN
Just because!
KYUHYUN
Fine then, looks like I have to use force.
Kyuhyun goes to Sungmin, grabs firmly his arm and starts to pull him towards the door. The older boy however is stronger than him, thanks to his martial arts skills, so Sungmin doesn't move at all. Kyuhyun is about to give up, when Sungmin finally takes his bedding and leaves the room by himself.
KYUHYUN
startled
Huh? That's it?
EUNHYUK
Naaaaah, finally. Good night, Kyuhyunnie. Dream about your husband.
KYUHYUN
I don't have a- Aish, damn it. Good night.
Scene IV
Shindong is lying on the couch in the living room as usual; it's past midnight when Leeteuk enters the dorm and appears in the room.
SHINDONG
You! YOU! You better come here and explain yourself!
LEETEUK
Huh?
SHINDONG
shouting
How can you..! You bastard! You just KNEW how to fool me!
LEETEUK
widening his eyes
Please, take a deep breath, count to ten and just tell me what's wrong. Make it in a calm way.
SHINDONG
suddenly bursting out with irony
Calm?! Pfa..!
Oh you know, it's just that a naive boy named Shin Donghee, also called Shindong, was having his perfect day of perfect holidays, eating perfect pork and drinking perfect green tea, calling his perfect girlfriend to have a perfect conversation with her - basically everything was so perfectly perfect for him until he turned on the radio and started listening to fuckin' Sukira!
LEETEUK
smiling
Well...? What's wrong with my amazing radio show?
SHINDONG
It's so not amazing! So not! You are such a trickster, you know that, Teukie?!
Telling the whole world that YeWook are a couple now? The same day when you came to me, asking if you can change your bet?
YOU'RE SO PATHETIC HYUNG. I would never expect you to do such a thing!
LEETEUK
Not the whole world, only Korea for sure - but listen, Shindong, I can-
SHINDONG
continuing, ignoring Leeteuk
I was in such a nice and calm state and almost falling asleep but when I heard that, I nearly rolled down from the couch!
LEETEUK
I'm so sorry that I almost killed you but you are still alive and everything's fine, right?!
SHINDONG
It's not! Don't you know what fairplay is, hyung? I thought you knew. I trusted you.
And what did you do? You played such a mean prank on me!
LEETEUK
getting annoyed
Oh come on, stop this. I didn't do this to be mean towards you, ok?! I did this because YeWook themselves asked me to do it.
SHINDONG
after a while
...what?!
LEETEUK
Yes. They said that they are a couple and I should announce that at Sukira. I have no idea what they want to achieve by this.
Anyways, they wanted me to pretend that it's only a joke - did it work?
SHINDONG
...what the fuck, Teukie! But this IS just a joke, isn't it? Think about this reasonably...
If they really were a couple, they would do everything to hide it, hm?
LEETEUK
So..?
SHINDONG
Looks like THEY played a prank on YOU. You really thought they are together? Ahahahaha!
LEETEUK
shocked
What, really?! No, this can't be true. I'm the leader after all, ne? I can't get pranked. No way.
SHINDONG
Ahahaha, I don't think so.
LEETEUK
...this evil brats! So they wanted to make me look like an idiot?! And I freakin' believed them!
Oh god! A mother shouldn't trust her children so much!
SHINDONG
You are so naive, Teukie. Sorry to say that.
LEETEUK
silently
I've never felt so humiliated before.
SHINDONG
So wait, putting this all together now: YeWook came to you and announced that they are a couple and you believed them, right?
LEETEUK
Don't remind me about this anymore. Never. N-e-v-a-r.
SHINDONG
Uhm, it should be an 'e', not an 'a', hyung. And well - they said that you should make it official on Sukira? But what for...
LEETEUK
Yes but like I said, they wanted me to make it only a joke so that it wouldn't become a scandal or so.
Though I think the fans took it quite seriously, a few girls fainted in front of KBS after I mentioned it...
SHINDONG
thinking deeply
Something's fishy about this all... I'll just talk to YeWook tomorrow and make this all clear.
I want to know why they are suddenly coming up with things like that... WAIT! Maybe they got to know about our bet?!
LEETEUK
That's impossible unless you've told them because I haven't.
SHINDONG
Hm, right.
LEETEUK
So what about our bet now, by the way? Is it still up-to-date?
SHINDONG
Of course, I desperately need the new horn... But no YeWook for you anymore, hyung, they have to be eliminated now for joking around with us.
Well, you should be, too, because you took advantage of them - but I forgive you...
LEETEUK
mockingly
Merciful Shindong...
SHINDONG
And since I'm still voting for EunHae, you just go back to KyuMin and our bet goes on. Is this ok?
LEETEUK
Yes, fine for me.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene III
Eunhyuk's room, the owner of it prepares to go to bed but suddenly Sungmin rushes in and stops in the middle of the room, with his bedding in the hands and already dressed in his one-piece pajama. Eunhyuk eyes him suspiciously and Sungmin starts to grin.
SUNGMIN
Hyukkie, Hyukkie, I have something to ask you.
EUNHYUK
That is...?
SUNGMIN
Can I sleep here tonight? Please.
EUNHYUK
startled
Why? Don't you have your own room? Are you in a fight with Kyuhyun or something like that?
SUNGMIN
cheerfully
No, no, everything's fine but yes, it is something connected with Kyu.
You know, I want him to be jealous because he once told me that he doesn't want to see me sleeping over at your room, so yeah, here I am!
EUNHYUK
Why the hell would you want Kyuhyun to be jealous?!
SUNGMIN
Just for fun! This evil maknae deserves some punishment, right?! Oh, come on, this won't kill him... Will it?
EUNHYUK
skeptical
I don't know, Minnie, I think you went crazy. You sometimes have really the weirdest ideas...
SUNGMIN
But you're not better, Hyukkie - hiding in Heechul's room because you don't want to face Donghae? That's weak.
EUNHYUK
surprised
...you know about this?
SUNGMIN
Of course I do, Heechul told me. Now he has great stuff to gossip about.
And I was basically the first person he ran into so he told me everything.
EUNHYUK
Oh no! But I hope Donghae won't find out?! If he does, I'll be dead! I'm sure he'll be mad about this...
SUNGMIN
Well, knowing Heechul... Everything can happen. I'm so sorry, Hyuk.
EUNHYUK
Nah, don't be, it's not your fault anyway. I shouldn't be such a chicken and run away from him...
Sungmin goes closer to Eunhyuk and puts a hand on his shoulder to comfort him. They sit on the bed next to each other and stare blankly ahead, both thinking about their own worries. Suddenly, they hear the noise of the door being slammed open and someone furiously comes in.
KYUHYUN
gasping like a madman
Sungmin, you son of a-
SUNGMIN
jumping up in surprise
Oh god! Kyu!
KYUHYUN
What are you thinking, running away from me like that?! Take your things and come back to our room, NOW.
EUNHYUK
whistling playfully
Keke, someone indeed is jealous~
KYUHYUN
Hm?!
EUNHYUK
Oh, nothing, nothing~
SUNGMIN
stubborn
But I want to sleep over at Eunhyuk's today. You can't stop me from doing so, you know. Hyuk is my best friend, goddammit!
KYUHYUN
full of sorrow
Really? And what about me? Am I too boring for you now? Do you hate me for playing all night? Should I quit playing for you?
SUNGMIN
No, I- Wait whut, you would REALLY do this for me?!
KYUHYUN
Of course not, dummy, but I had to say it to get your attention back.
SUNGMIN
huffing
Aish, you idiot.
EUNHYUK
cutting in
Ehm, sorry to interrupt you two again but could you please stop this marital quarrel and go back to your sweet kingdom of love and just make up and let me sleep?
SUNGMIN
We are NOT married, Hyukkie. Stop this.
EUNHYUK
Whatever, but please just LET ME SLEEP.
KYUHYUN
This is what I'm trying to do, right? I want Sungmin to come back but it looks like he doesn't want to.
EUNHYUK
Minnie, just go.
SUNGMIN
No! I want to sleep here tonight.
EUNHYUK & KYUHYUN
shouting simultaneously
Why?!
SUNGMIN
Just because!
KYUHYUN
Fine then, looks like I have to use force.
Kyuhyun goes to Sungmin, grabs firmly his arm and starts to pull him towards the door. The older boy however is stronger than him, thanks to his martial arts skills, so Sungmin doesn't move at all. Kyuhyun is about to give up, when Sungmin finally takes his bedding and leaves the room by himself.
KYUHYUN
startled
Huh? That's it?
EUNHYUK
Naaaaah, finally. Good night, Kyuhyunnie. Dream about your husband.
KYUHYUN
I don't have a- Aish, damn it. Good night.
Scene IV
Shindong is lying on the couch in the living room as usual; it's past midnight when Leeteuk enters the dorm and appears in the room.
SHINDONG
You! YOU! You better come here and explain yourself!
LEETEUK
Huh?
SHINDONG
shouting
How can you..! You bastard! You just KNEW how to fool me!
LEETEUK
widening his eyes
Please, take a deep breath, count to ten and just tell me what's wrong. Make it in a calm way.
SHINDONG
suddenly bursting out with irony
Calm?! Pfa..!
Oh you know, it's just that a naive boy named Shin Donghee, also called Shindong, was having his perfect day of perfect holidays, eating perfect pork and drinking perfect green tea, calling his perfect girlfriend to have a perfect conversation with her - basically everything was so perfectly perfect for him until he turned on the radio and started listening to fuckin' Sukira!
LEETEUK
smiling
Well...? What's wrong with my amazing radio show?
SHINDONG
It's so not amazing! So not! You are such a trickster, you know that, Teukie?!
Telling the whole world that YeWook are a couple now? The same day when you came to me, asking if you can change your bet?
YOU'RE SO PATHETIC HYUNG. I would never expect you to do such a thing!
LEETEUK
Not the whole world, only Korea for sure - but listen, Shindong, I can-
SHINDONG
continuing, ignoring Leeteuk
I was in such a nice and calm state and almost falling asleep but when I heard that, I nearly rolled down from the couch!
LEETEUK
I'm so sorry that I almost killed you but you are still alive and everything's fine, right?!
SHINDONG
It's not! Don't you know what fairplay is, hyung? I thought you knew. I trusted you.
And what did you do? You played such a mean prank on me!
LEETEUK
getting annoyed
Oh come on, stop this. I didn't do this to be mean towards you, ok?! I did this because YeWook themselves asked me to do it.
SHINDONG
after a while
...what?!
LEETEUK
Yes. They said that they are a couple and I should announce that at Sukira. I have no idea what they want to achieve by this.
Anyways, they wanted me to pretend that it's only a joke - did it work?
SHINDONG
...what the fuck, Teukie! But this IS just a joke, isn't it? Think about this reasonably...
If they really were a couple, they would do everything to hide it, hm?
LEETEUK
So..?
SHINDONG
Looks like THEY played a prank on YOU. You really thought they are together? Ahahahaha!
LEETEUK
shocked
What, really?! No, this can't be true. I'm the leader after all, ne? I can't get pranked. No way.
SHINDONG
Ahahaha, I don't think so.
LEETEUK
...this evil brats! So they wanted to make me look like an idiot?! And I freakin' believed them!
Oh god! A mother shouldn't trust her children so much!
SHINDONG
You are so naive, Teukie. Sorry to say that.
LEETEUK
silently
I've never felt so humiliated before.
SHINDONG
So wait, putting this all together now: YeWook came to you and announced that they are a couple and you believed them, right?
LEETEUK
Don't remind me about this anymore. Never. N-e-v-a-r.
SHINDONG
Uhm, it should be an 'e', not an 'a', hyung. And well - they said that you should make it official on Sukira? But what for...
LEETEUK
Yes but like I said, they wanted me to make it only a joke so that it wouldn't become a scandal or so.
Though I think the fans took it quite seriously, a few girls fainted in front of KBS after I mentioned it...
SHINDONG
thinking deeply
Something's fishy about this all... I'll just talk to YeWook tomorrow and make this all clear.
I want to know why they are suddenly coming up with things like that... WAIT! Maybe they got to know about our bet?!
LEETEUK
That's impossible unless you've told them because I haven't.
SHINDONG
Hm, right.
LEETEUK
So what about our bet now, by the way? Is it still up-to-date?
SHINDONG
Of course, I desperately need the new horn... But no YeWook for you anymore, hyung, they have to be eliminated now for joking around with us.
Well, you should be, too, because you took advantage of them - but I forgive you...
LEETEUK
mockingly
Merciful Shindong...
SHINDONG
And since I'm still voting for EunHae, you just go back to KyuMin and our bet goes on. Is this ok?
LEETEUK
Yes, fine for me.