I hate Valentine's Day [6/7]
Title: I hate Valentine's Day
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Six
"Can I go home and play my game now?"
"NO! What leader says, members do, finito!"
Kyuhyun let out a deep sigh as he heard this and speeded up furiously. Going out on Valentine's Day with this gorilla wasn't his biggest wish after all. He'd rather stay home than see all this lovey-dovey couples in the streets. It only made him think about his past relationships, how sweet times he had had with his girlfriends and how hard the partings had been. But he had been kicked out of the house just like this, with the last person he wanted to spend this day with.
Awful...
"Why do you stick to Leeteuk-sshi so much anyway? You are so much stronger than him, you don't have to follow everything what he says" Kyuhyun mumbled out of a sudden and Kangin just shook his head.
"This is called respect, maknae. Respect. You should also respect your leader more. The fact that you're young isn't an excuse for you."
"Nah... I respect him but I'm not his blind follower. I just think that you've simply got a crush on him" the younger one stuck out his tongue and smiled evilly after saying this words. Kangin stopped walking and grabbed his companion by his collar.
"OI! EVIL MAKNAE! I don't want to hear things like that!" he shouted while looking in the latter's eyes warningly and with superiority. Kyuhyun shrugged and didn't really care. Yeah, the elder could sometimes be a bit scary and subordinate everyone, he was indeed strong after all - but he knew that in the inside Kangin was a sensitive and warm person who wouldn't hurt a single fly. That's why his threats weren't frightening for him at all.
Kangin released his grip and they continued walking. They spent a couple of minutes in silence now but Kyuhyun knew that it wouldn't last this way for long - the strongman liked talking way too much. And truly, after a while he heard his hyung speaking:
"Valentine's Day is so stupid."
"Indeed."
"And who needs this holiday? Couples spend every day together anyway. It's not like Valentine's is the only day to go on a date for them."
"Indeed."
"And looking at them annoys me so damn much. I want to have a girlfriend, too, when will we be allowed to finally have one? We're in our twenties, goddamnit! Some people are getting married at this age!"
"Indeed."
"MAKNAE!" Kangin bursted out at last, seeing how much his dongsaeng ignored him. "Do you really want to piss me off today or what?!"
"No, sorry, hyung. It's just that I'm getting bored... I mean, not with your speech, don't get me wrong - but strolling around like this isn't really my thing. We should do something." the younger explained calmly. Kangin nodded, understanding the situation. It was in fact a bit pointless to walk through the streets and do nothing, they should find themselves some nice entertainment to kill the time. It wasn't easy to find something that would please both of them, though. They both were known as one of the heaviest drinkers of Super Junior, for example, but it was way too early to get drunk in some bars. So what else?
While they were thinking what they could possibly do during the whole day, a familiar person rushed into one of the shops in front of them. They stopped startled, raising their eyebrows in big surprise.
It was Ryeowook. Covered with glasses and a hat, so that other people wouldn't recognize him - but the boys still could do so since they knew their friend too well. Moreover, he wore the same clothes as when they had left the dorm so it wasn't really hard to recognize him.
Wasn't he supposed to take care of their dorms while all of the other boys spent their time together outside? And hadn't he said something about experimenting with new dishes and so? So what did he do at a place like this at this moment?
Kangin and Kyuhyun first looked at each other, then they both simultaneously turned their heads towards the shop that Wookie had gone in. Maybe he simply wanted to buy some food for the party? They checked the name of the shop and-
"OH GOD! What is he doing in a freakin' sex shop?!?!?!" the elder shouted out loudly and the maknae quickly covered the latter's mouth with his hand, trying to make him become silent.
"Louder, Kangin, louder. And the whole wide world will recognize us." Kyuhyun calmed him down, whispering his words quietly. He put his hand away from Kangin's mouth and they both stared at the shop in deep shock now, not even knowing what to say.
This was so... ridiculous. The eternal maknae, being at such a place, on Valentine's Day? Did he have a girlfriend?! Even if he did, this was really... pervy. And definitely not his style... What happened to the oh-so-innocent Wookie?
The both SuJu members couldn't stop having thoughts like that.
"I am... simply... speechless" Kangin said and shook his head desperately.
"Really? Wow. That's actually something new" the younger one told with deep sarcasm but quickly got back to the topic. "Ryeowookie? Here? This just can't be true. Was it really him? Maybe we mistook him with someone else?"
"No, I definitely couldn't mistake this awful pink trousers of him. Did Sungmin give them to him or what?"
Kyuhyun couldn't help but giggle at that remark of his hyung but still he got quickly back to serious. He grabbed Kangin by the arm and pulled him far away from the shop, in case someone would recognize them. They placed themselves behind a big tree on the other side of the road, opposite the shop. Both of them knew that they should leave this case aside and walk away, leaving Ryeowook alone with his dark secrets... but this was just too exciting to ignore it.
"So what now?" the older one whispered to his companion, even though there wasn't really a reason to talk in such a quiet way. But somehow the whole situation reminded him of detective movies and he indeed felt a bit like Sherlock Holmes at that moment. Wanting to act more reliably, he just had to whisper.
"Well, we could wait for him to leave the shop and then follow wherever he's heading to. But we would have a problem if he stayed there for the whole day, maybe his girlfriend works in this shop?"
"Bwohya? Ryeowookie having a girlfriend that's working in a sex shop?!"
"Or maybe he went in there to do some... things" Kyuhyun suggested with a smirk and Kangin suddenly got disgusted.
"RYEOWOOK?! Our eternal maknae?! This can't be true..."
"I know but anyway, he's still in a sex shop. He surely has some reasons to go in there... And remember that he went to this shop undercover, which means that he obviously DIDN'T mistake the shop, going into it to ask for milk."
"You're right. So, we'll just wait for him?"
"Yep. Maybe we'll find out the reason why he picked... this place."
And that's how the KangHyun couple waited calmly behind the tree, staring at the shop all the time, not wanting to miss out the moment when Ryeowook would finally leave it. Five minutes passed... seven... ten... Nothing happened. When a grandma passed by, watching them with a weird expression on her face, they remembered about being idols and quickly covered their heads with hoods. They didn't really want to get caught gaping at a sex shop.
"When is he going to leave? Maybe his girlfriend indeed works there? Oh god, I don't even want to think about it..." Kyuhyun mumbled and started to get impatient.
But this was the moment when the familiar pink trousers walked out of the shop, heading left, towards the traffic lights. Ryeowook was holding a dark shopping bag, something which he hadn't had before... He made rapid steps, just like someone who flees from some places.
"That's him! Let's go!"
"Maybe he has stolen something?" Kangin suggested.
"We will find out in a moment, we have to catch him!"
The two SuJu members rushed towards their friend, making as silent steps as possible, so that Ryeowook wouldn't notice them. He could think that they are stalkers or some crazy fanboys and run away. Fortunately, the eternal maknae seemed to be so focused on his own mysterious doings, that he didn't spot them until they caught up with him and appeared in front of him, making him stop and look up in surprise.
"Omo! Hyung! Kyuhyun-ah!"
"We know your secret, Wookie. You can't hide it from us" Kyuhyun attacked him right away, like he always used to do. The latter blushed all over his face but tried to stay calm and composed.
"What do you mean?"
"You exactly know what I mean. Kangin and I saw you. Tell us, who is it?"
"Who's what?"
"Who is your girlfriend?"
Ryeowook made a shocked step to the side and glanced at Kyuhyun without any understanding. The maknae crossed his arms over his chest and showed the caught man his typical smirk. Kangin went closer to Wookie and patted him sympathetically on the shoulder.
"Come on, don't be shy. It's ok if you're not that innocent how you look like. You don't have to hide this news. Who is she? Is she pretty? Why didn't you tell us about her?" he grunted and didn't stop the patting. His words made Ryeowook even more confused, which could clearly be seen on his face - his eyes grew wider and wider.
"What's up with you two? I don't have a girlfriend."
"You don't?" Kangin asked surprised and Ryeowook vigorously shook his head.
"Of course not! I would tell you if I had."
"Really? So how can you explain being on Valentine's Day in a sex shop?" Kyuhyun finally let out of him, whispering the last two words silently. After this question, Wookie looked as if he wanted to escape from them but the maknae grabbed his arm and held it strongly - just in case. The only thing that the caught could do now was to lower his ashamed face and stare at the footpath, not saying a word. Kyuhyun started to shake the man a bit, wanting him to finally explain everything.
"Tell us the truth, no excuses. We saw you there so you can't deny it. What's in this bag?"
Ryeowook let out of him something that sounded like a silent sigh of despair. Then, he firmly raised his head again and looked straight into Kyuhyun's eyes.
"I can't even have any privacy, dammit! You two are evil! But good, if you really want to know so badly, I will tell you. I went in there to buy some porn. Are you happy now?"
Kyuhyhun withdrew his hand and covered his mouth with it, wanting to hide the great shock he was going through at that moment. Kangin pointed his finger at Ryeowook and also made an 'o'-shaped expression.
"Did you two think that I'm not manly enough to watch porn? Well, you thought wrong. And now excuse me, I want to go back home, prepare the dorm for the party and then enjoy my new purchase."
The now so resolute man moved away and Kangin with Kyuhyun still stood there, startled. But after they noticed that the third was already waiting at the traffic lights, they got out of their shock, looked at each other and seemed to telepathically make a decision. Kangin's eyes started to shine and Kyuhyun smiled evilly. They both nodded and turned to Ryeowook, Kangin shouting:
"Wait for us! We are coming with you..."
**
Every couple spent the day outside but things luckily turned out otherwise for the KangHyun couple. Since they had found out Ryeowook's dark secret, he allowed them to stay in the dorm and promised not to tell Leeteuk about it. Besides, he didn't really have any other choice - he didn't want the others to tell the whole band about his little porn incident. So they made an agreement - Ryeowook would keep quiet about breaking the Valentine's rules and Kangin with Kyuhyun wouldn't say a thing about the porn.
But knowing Kangin's big mouth and Kyuhyun's evilness, he didn't really know if he could trust them... What else could he do though?
Kyuhyun however was surprised that even Kangin decided to do something which was against Leeteuk's will.
"I thought that members do what the leader says, huh?"
"Ah, shut up. I do it just to show you that I don't have a crush on him."
Ryeowook was first cleaning up the dorm and then hid himself in the kitchen, cooking some nice dishes for the evening. Kangin went in there from time to time, tasting the food and being delighted by Wookie's cooking skills. "You may watch porn like a typical man but you still cook just like a woman", he said and quickly ran out of the kitchen, before Ryeowook's knife could make close contact with his head.
Kyuhyun happily spent his time at the computer - which was all he ever needed. Kangin sometimes visited his room, watching his game with a slight interest at the beginning, but ending with great boredom after a while. "How can you play this? This is terrible." But he ran out of that room as well, before Kyuhyun's slipper could make close contact with his head.
About 3PM they all gathered in the living room and ate dinner. When they finished, Kangin grunted suggestively and pointed at the shopping bag which was lying next to them all the time.
"Shall we...?"
They all grinned at each other and felt that their Valentine's Day is rescued.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Six
"Can I go home and play my game now?"
"NO! What leader says, members do, finito!"
Kyuhyun let out a deep sigh as he heard this and speeded up furiously. Going out on Valentine's Day with this gorilla wasn't his biggest wish after all. He'd rather stay home than see all this lovey-dovey couples in the streets. It only made him think about his past relationships, how sweet times he had had with his girlfriends and how hard the partings had been. But he had been kicked out of the house just like this, with the last person he wanted to spend this day with.
Awful...
"Why do you stick to Leeteuk-sshi so much anyway? You are so much stronger than him, you don't have to follow everything what he says" Kyuhyun mumbled out of a sudden and Kangin just shook his head.
"This is called respect, maknae. Respect. You should also respect your leader more. The fact that you're young isn't an excuse for you."
"Nah... I respect him but I'm not his blind follower. I just think that you've simply got a crush on him" the younger one stuck out his tongue and smiled evilly after saying this words. Kangin stopped walking and grabbed his companion by his collar.
"OI! EVIL MAKNAE! I don't want to hear things like that!" he shouted while looking in the latter's eyes warningly and with superiority. Kyuhyun shrugged and didn't really care. Yeah, the elder could sometimes be a bit scary and subordinate everyone, he was indeed strong after all - but he knew that in the inside Kangin was a sensitive and warm person who wouldn't hurt a single fly. That's why his threats weren't frightening for him at all.
Kangin released his grip and they continued walking. They spent a couple of minutes in silence now but Kyuhyun knew that it wouldn't last this way for long - the strongman liked talking way too much. And truly, after a while he heard his hyung speaking:
"Valentine's Day is so stupid."
"Indeed."
"And who needs this holiday? Couples spend every day together anyway. It's not like Valentine's is the only day to go on a date for them."
"Indeed."
"And looking at them annoys me so damn much. I want to have a girlfriend, too, when will we be allowed to finally have one? We're in our twenties, goddamnit! Some people are getting married at this age!"
"Indeed."
"MAKNAE!" Kangin bursted out at last, seeing how much his dongsaeng ignored him. "Do you really want to piss me off today or what?!"
"No, sorry, hyung. It's just that I'm getting bored... I mean, not with your speech, don't get me wrong - but strolling around like this isn't really my thing. We should do something." the younger explained calmly. Kangin nodded, understanding the situation. It was in fact a bit pointless to walk through the streets and do nothing, they should find themselves some nice entertainment to kill the time. It wasn't easy to find something that would please both of them, though. They both were known as one of the heaviest drinkers of Super Junior, for example, but it was way too early to get drunk in some bars. So what else?
While they were thinking what they could possibly do during the whole day, a familiar person rushed into one of the shops in front of them. They stopped startled, raising their eyebrows in big surprise.
It was Ryeowook. Covered with glasses and a hat, so that other people wouldn't recognize him - but the boys still could do so since they knew their friend too well. Moreover, he wore the same clothes as when they had left the dorm so it wasn't really hard to recognize him.
Wasn't he supposed to take care of their dorms while all of the other boys spent their time together outside? And hadn't he said something about experimenting with new dishes and so? So what did he do at a place like this at this moment?
Kangin and Kyuhyun first looked at each other, then they both simultaneously turned their heads towards the shop that Wookie had gone in. Maybe he simply wanted to buy some food for the party? They checked the name of the shop and-
"OH GOD! What is he doing in a freakin' sex shop?!?!?!" the elder shouted out loudly and the maknae quickly covered the latter's mouth with his hand, trying to make him become silent.
"Louder, Kangin, louder. And the whole wide world will recognize us." Kyuhyun calmed him down, whispering his words quietly. He put his hand away from Kangin's mouth and they both stared at the shop in deep shock now, not even knowing what to say.
This was so... ridiculous. The eternal maknae, being at such a place, on Valentine's Day? Did he have a girlfriend?! Even if he did, this was really... pervy. And definitely not his style... What happened to the oh-so-innocent Wookie?
The both SuJu members couldn't stop having thoughts like that.
"I am... simply... speechless" Kangin said and shook his head desperately.
"Really? Wow. That's actually something new" the younger one told with deep sarcasm but quickly got back to the topic. "Ryeowookie? Here? This just can't be true. Was it really him? Maybe we mistook him with someone else?"
"No, I definitely couldn't mistake this awful pink trousers of him. Did Sungmin give them to him or what?"
Kyuhyun couldn't help but giggle at that remark of his hyung but still he got quickly back to serious. He grabbed Kangin by the arm and pulled him far away from the shop, in case someone would recognize them. They placed themselves behind a big tree on the other side of the road, opposite the shop. Both of them knew that they should leave this case aside and walk away, leaving Ryeowook alone with his dark secrets... but this was just too exciting to ignore it.
"So what now?" the older one whispered to his companion, even though there wasn't really a reason to talk in such a quiet way. But somehow the whole situation reminded him of detective movies and he indeed felt a bit like Sherlock Holmes at that moment. Wanting to act more reliably, he just had to whisper.
"Well, we could wait for him to leave the shop and then follow wherever he's heading to. But we would have a problem if he stayed there for the whole day, maybe his girlfriend works in this shop?"
"Bwohya? Ryeowookie having a girlfriend that's working in a sex shop?!"
"Or maybe he went in there to do some... things" Kyuhyun suggested with a smirk and Kangin suddenly got disgusted.
"RYEOWOOK?! Our eternal maknae?! This can't be true..."
"I know but anyway, he's still in a sex shop. He surely has some reasons to go in there... And remember that he went to this shop undercover, which means that he obviously DIDN'T mistake the shop, going into it to ask for milk."
"You're right. So, we'll just wait for him?"
"Yep. Maybe we'll find out the reason why he picked... this place."
And that's how the KangHyun couple waited calmly behind the tree, staring at the shop all the time, not wanting to miss out the moment when Ryeowook would finally leave it. Five minutes passed... seven... ten... Nothing happened. When a grandma passed by, watching them with a weird expression on her face, they remembered about being idols and quickly covered their heads with hoods. They didn't really want to get caught gaping at a sex shop.
"When is he going to leave? Maybe his girlfriend indeed works there? Oh god, I don't even want to think about it..." Kyuhyun mumbled and started to get impatient.
But this was the moment when the familiar pink trousers walked out of the shop, heading left, towards the traffic lights. Ryeowook was holding a dark shopping bag, something which he hadn't had before... He made rapid steps, just like someone who flees from some places.
"That's him! Let's go!"
"Maybe he has stolen something?" Kangin suggested.
"We will find out in a moment, we have to catch him!"
The two SuJu members rushed towards their friend, making as silent steps as possible, so that Ryeowook wouldn't notice them. He could think that they are stalkers or some crazy fanboys and run away. Fortunately, the eternal maknae seemed to be so focused on his own mysterious doings, that he didn't spot them until they caught up with him and appeared in front of him, making him stop and look up in surprise.
"Omo! Hyung! Kyuhyun-ah!"
"We know your secret, Wookie. You can't hide it from us" Kyuhyun attacked him right away, like he always used to do. The latter blushed all over his face but tried to stay calm and composed.
"What do you mean?"
"You exactly know what I mean. Kangin and I saw you. Tell us, who is it?"
"Who's what?"
"Who is your girlfriend?"
Ryeowook made a shocked step to the side and glanced at Kyuhyun without any understanding. The maknae crossed his arms over his chest and showed the caught man his typical smirk. Kangin went closer to Wookie and patted him sympathetically on the shoulder.
"Come on, don't be shy. It's ok if you're not that innocent how you look like. You don't have to hide this news. Who is she? Is she pretty? Why didn't you tell us about her?" he grunted and didn't stop the patting. His words made Ryeowook even more confused, which could clearly be seen on his face - his eyes grew wider and wider.
"What's up with you two? I don't have a girlfriend."
"You don't?" Kangin asked surprised and Ryeowook vigorously shook his head.
"Of course not! I would tell you if I had."
"Really? So how can you explain being on Valentine's Day in a sex shop?" Kyuhyun finally let out of him, whispering the last two words silently. After this question, Wookie looked as if he wanted to escape from them but the maknae grabbed his arm and held it strongly - just in case. The only thing that the caught could do now was to lower his ashamed face and stare at the footpath, not saying a word. Kyuhyun started to shake the man a bit, wanting him to finally explain everything.
"Tell us the truth, no excuses. We saw you there so you can't deny it. What's in this bag?"
Ryeowook let out of him something that sounded like a silent sigh of despair. Then, he firmly raised his head again and looked straight into Kyuhyun's eyes.
"I can't even have any privacy, dammit! You two are evil! But good, if you really want to know so badly, I will tell you. I went in there to buy some porn. Are you happy now?"
Kyuhyhun withdrew his hand and covered his mouth with it, wanting to hide the great shock he was going through at that moment. Kangin pointed his finger at Ryeowook and also made an 'o'-shaped expression.
"Did you two think that I'm not manly enough to watch porn? Well, you thought wrong. And now excuse me, I want to go back home, prepare the dorm for the party and then enjoy my new purchase."
The now so resolute man moved away and Kangin with Kyuhyun still stood there, startled. But after they noticed that the third was already waiting at the traffic lights, they got out of their shock, looked at each other and seemed to telepathically make a decision. Kangin's eyes started to shine and Kyuhyun smiled evilly. They both nodded and turned to Ryeowook, Kangin shouting:
"Wait for us! We are coming with you..."
**
Every couple spent the day outside but things luckily turned out otherwise for the KangHyun couple. Since they had found out Ryeowook's dark secret, he allowed them to stay in the dorm and promised not to tell Leeteuk about it. Besides, he didn't really have any other choice - he didn't want the others to tell the whole band about his little porn incident. So they made an agreement - Ryeowook would keep quiet about breaking the Valentine's rules and Kangin with Kyuhyun wouldn't say a thing about the porn.
But knowing Kangin's big mouth and Kyuhyun's evilness, he didn't really know if he could trust them... What else could he do though?
Kyuhyun however was surprised that even Kangin decided to do something which was against Leeteuk's will.
"I thought that members do what the leader says, huh?"
"Ah, shut up. I do it just to show you that I don't have a crush on him."
Ryeowook was first cleaning up the dorm and then hid himself in the kitchen, cooking some nice dishes for the evening. Kangin went in there from time to time, tasting the food and being delighted by Wookie's cooking skills. "You may watch porn like a typical man but you still cook just like a woman", he said and quickly ran out of the kitchen, before Ryeowook's knife could make close contact with his head.
Kyuhyun happily spent his time at the computer - which was all he ever needed. Kangin sometimes visited his room, watching his game with a slight interest at the beginning, but ending with great boredom after a while. "How can you play this? This is terrible." But he ran out of that room as well, before Kyuhyun's slipper could make close contact with his head.
About 3PM they all gathered in the living room and ate dinner. When they finished, Kangin grunted suggestively and pointed at the shopping bag which was lying next to them all the time.
"Shall we...?"
They all grinned at each other and felt that their Valentine's Day is rescued.