I hate Valentine's Day [3/7]
Title: I hate Valentine's Day
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Three
"Whaaaa! I'm SO going to kill you, you damn beast... W-W-WAIT! Where are you going? Come back, you coward- ...uhm, no! NO! It's really coming back! It's going to kill me! That bastard!!!"
Game over.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You suck, Eunhyuk, you can't even kill a freakin' fly! I'm so much better than you!" Yesung shouted while whiping off tears of laughter from his eyes. It was just so amusing to see his mate losing in such a simple game once again. All he had to do was to kill the fly by pressing the buttons in the right order! This game seemed to be made for three year old kids and his dongsaeng still couldn't get through it...
"You think you're so smart?! Really?! Okay, so come on, do it! Play this goddamn game! You will see how easy it is to make it!" the younger one bursted out, being completely pissed off. How could it be so hard to kill a fly? This game was ridiculous! From now on, he decided to make flies his biggest enemies in the whole wide world.
A big grin appeared on Yesung's face while he was putting money into the machine. The joyful melody of the game began to play and Eunhyuk frowned irritated, hearing it. Oh how much he hated this song at that moment! He wanted to grab the machine and throw it out of the window. Good that it wasn't his appliance or else he would really do it...
The Fly Killer, appeared on the screen.
"Pfha! Even the name is so pathetic!"
"You were the one who wanted to play it, remember?" Yesung reminded him, still in the perfect mood.
"That was before I knew that it's the work of the devil!"
Finally the game started and both men starred with tension at the screen in front of them. Well, the concept of it was simple - first, the player had to smash about fifty little flies with a big fly flap. When he managed to do so, he had to face the boss - a big and fat one - and kill him with a... kitchen knife.
The little ones were no big deal, Eunhyuk got rid of them before as well. Yesung did it faultlessly, yet still being loudly excited.
"Take this! Take that!" he shouted in English like he had heard it in foreign movies.
"Oh, hyung, wasn't Take That actually a boysband?" Eunhuyk asked suddenly.
"What- Ah, yeah, it was! Just like Super Junior!"
"Our sunbaenims!"
"Hell yeah!!!"
Then, the final boss appeared. Eunhyuk looked at the big fly full of hatred, Yesung though smiled evilly. It was about time that he showed his power!
"Watch carefully."
He pressed the button once, he pressed the button twice... he was actually good in it! He managed to hit the fly once with the knife but he still had to stab it a few more times. Eunhyuk starred jealously, not wanting to admit that his hyung was in fact better in this game than he was. He was deeply shocked with the fact that he tried to beat the boss so many times and Yesung could do it just at one go.
And then, all lights and screens in the room went off.
Yesung eyed the machine quietly, blinking a couple of times.
This...
just...
couldn't...
be...
true...
"Ahhh, please accept our sincere apology! We are having some problems with the electricity today... Of course we will return your money for this little incident, we are very sorry!" Eunhyuk saw a chubby man stepping in the middle of the room and bowing a lot of times in deep regret. It was probably the manager of the arcade centre.
He turned his head towards his friend again, who was still motionlessly starring at the dead machine. A few seconds later, the room was filled with a loud yell.
"WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEELL~~~!!!"
**
After spending a couple of hours in the arcade centre, the YeHyuk boys finally left it - keeping the incident with the Fly Killer deeply in their minds. This time Eunhyuk was the amused one, happy about Yesung's big fail. Serves him right, he thought, maybe it will lower his big ego a bit.
Since they had no ideas how to spend their remaining time, they started to get bored. Both of them were the type of people who couldn't just rest and do nothing - they always needed some action and entertainment.
Yesung then had this ridiculous idea; they slowly got sick from looking at all the couples on the streets so they decided to make a competition to mess around a bit. "Who will be better in flirting with girls without getting beaten up by their jealous boyfriends?"
Eunhyuk was a bit sceptical at first, saying that the men would totally kill them... But when the older one laughed at him and called him a coward, he accepted the challenge. He was definitely not a coward!
He chose a couple that looked quite innocent and what's more important, the guy seemed to be a weakling - short, slim, wearing glasses and having this "oh-I'm-so-shy"-look. Hyukjae went to the couple with confidence and asked the girl about her phone number.
What happened next, should be censored in this story; the weakling changed into a monster! "Don't you ever dare flirting with my girlfriend again!" he shouted furiously and gave the SuJu member a mad gaze... Eunhyuk hid himself behind his friend and started to apologize, explaining that this was only a joke. In the meantime, Yesung was laughing his ass off about this whole situation.
Now it was time for the elder to pick a girl - he looked around and saw a lonely girl who was sitting on a bench and reading a book. "Oi! That's not fair! I thought we were supposed to choose only girls who have boyfriends!" Eunhyuk protested but Yesung was already standing next to the girl and trying to seduce her by using his most powerful weapon - singing a love song for her.
"Awwwww... Ohhh... You're so cute... AND OH MY GOD YOU'RE YESUNG FROM SUPER JUNIOR!" the girl screamed and jumped up, getting excited by her new discovery.
"Oops."
Eunhyuk suddenly stepped closer to his hyung and grabbed his sleeve, wanting him to pay some attention to him. "I think we have a problem, hyung..." he whispered into Yesung's ear. "Take a look around..."
They were indeed in a tricky situation - because of the fangirl's shout a huge group of people gathered around them, giving them curious looks. Some girls started to cry and hug each other in big joy and excitement, making their sweethearts go nuts about this. Other people were taking photos of the boys; the flashlights gleamed from every side... How could they leave this place now? The Super Junior members felt as if they have fallen into a trap. Not good, not good...
"It's all your fault, Kim Jongwoon!" Eunhyuk whispered annoyed, trying to hide his sudden panic.
"Ahh, shut up, it's not! Teukie shouldn't have sent us on this ridiculous date, that's it!"
"But fact is, that we've been a bit careless... Nevermind, what should we do now?!"
They thought about this during a moment of silence, while smiling falsely to the people around them. Hyukjae even raised his hand and waved it to some fangirls who became more and more excited. Yesung then whispered quickly:
"The amusement park. In 15 minutes. We'll run in different directions and meet there. GO!"
The moment Eunhyuk realized what his buddy was talking about, he was already alone. He looked behind his back and saw Yesung running hand over fist, with a group of desperate fangirls following him. Seeing this he couldn't refrain from bursting out laughing - the view was just too nonsensical. A few seconds later, the younger man also took to his heels and began running in the other direction. That was actually quite fun... He stopped when he saw no more fangirls behind him and grinned widely. Oh man, Donghae will laugh so hard when he tells him about this situation later.
He looked at his watch - there were still ten minutes left. The amusement park, huh? That indeed wasn't far away... And he will be able to eat his favorite candy-floss there!
With this thoughts, he set off towards the park, still smiling because of what happened before.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Three
"Whaaaa! I'm SO going to kill you, you damn beast... W-W-WAIT! Where are you going? Come back, you coward- ...uhm, no! NO! It's really coming back! It's going to kill me! That bastard!!!"
Game over.
"NAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You suck, Eunhyuk, you can't even kill a freakin' fly! I'm so much better than you!" Yesung shouted while whiping off tears of laughter from his eyes. It was just so amusing to see his mate losing in such a simple game once again. All he had to do was to kill the fly by pressing the buttons in the right order! This game seemed to be made for three year old kids and his dongsaeng still couldn't get through it...
"You think you're so smart?! Really?! Okay, so come on, do it! Play this goddamn game! You will see how easy it is to make it!" the younger one bursted out, being completely pissed off. How could it be so hard to kill a fly? This game was ridiculous! From now on, he decided to make flies his biggest enemies in the whole wide world.
A big grin appeared on Yesung's face while he was putting money into the machine. The joyful melody of the game began to play and Eunhyuk frowned irritated, hearing it. Oh how much he hated this song at that moment! He wanted to grab the machine and throw it out of the window. Good that it wasn't his appliance or else he would really do it...
The Fly Killer, appeared on the screen.
"Pfha! Even the name is so pathetic!"
"You were the one who wanted to play it, remember?" Yesung reminded him, still in the perfect mood.
"That was before I knew that it's the work of the devil!"
Finally the game started and both men starred with tension at the screen in front of them. Well, the concept of it was simple - first, the player had to smash about fifty little flies with a big fly flap. When he managed to do so, he had to face the boss - a big and fat one - and kill him with a... kitchen knife.
The little ones were no big deal, Eunhyuk got rid of them before as well. Yesung did it faultlessly, yet still being loudly excited.
"Take this! Take that!" he shouted in English like he had heard it in foreign movies.
"Oh, hyung, wasn't Take That actually a boysband?" Eunhuyk asked suddenly.
"What- Ah, yeah, it was! Just like Super Junior!"
"Our sunbaenims!"
"Hell yeah!!!"
Then, the final boss appeared. Eunhyuk looked at the big fly full of hatred, Yesung though smiled evilly. It was about time that he showed his power!
"Watch carefully."
He pressed the button once, he pressed the button twice... he was actually good in it! He managed to hit the fly once with the knife but he still had to stab it a few more times. Eunhyuk starred jealously, not wanting to admit that his hyung was in fact better in this game than he was. He was deeply shocked with the fact that he tried to beat the boss so many times and Yesung could do it just at one go.
And then, all lights and screens in the room went off.
Yesung eyed the machine quietly, blinking a couple of times.
This...
just...
couldn't...
be...
true...
"Ahhh, please accept our sincere apology! We are having some problems with the electricity today... Of course we will return your money for this little incident, we are very sorry!" Eunhyuk saw a chubby man stepping in the middle of the room and bowing a lot of times in deep regret. It was probably the manager of the arcade centre.
He turned his head towards his friend again, who was still motionlessly starring at the dead machine. A few seconds later, the room was filled with a loud yell.
"WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEELL~~~!!!"
**
After spending a couple of hours in the arcade centre, the YeHyuk boys finally left it - keeping the incident with the Fly Killer deeply in their minds. This time Eunhyuk was the amused one, happy about Yesung's big fail. Serves him right, he thought, maybe it will lower his big ego a bit.
Since they had no ideas how to spend their remaining time, they started to get bored. Both of them were the type of people who couldn't just rest and do nothing - they always needed some action and entertainment.
Yesung then had this ridiculous idea; they slowly got sick from looking at all the couples on the streets so they decided to make a competition to mess around a bit. "Who will be better in flirting with girls without getting beaten up by their jealous boyfriends?"
Eunhyuk was a bit sceptical at first, saying that the men would totally kill them... But when the older one laughed at him and called him a coward, he accepted the challenge. He was definitely not a coward!
He chose a couple that looked quite innocent and what's more important, the guy seemed to be a weakling - short, slim, wearing glasses and having this "oh-I'm-so-shy"-look. Hyukjae went to the couple with confidence and asked the girl about her phone number.
What happened next, should be censored in this story; the weakling changed into a monster! "Don't you ever dare flirting with my girlfriend again!" he shouted furiously and gave the SuJu member a mad gaze... Eunhyuk hid himself behind his friend and started to apologize, explaining that this was only a joke. In the meantime, Yesung was laughing his ass off about this whole situation.
Now it was time for the elder to pick a girl - he looked around and saw a lonely girl who was sitting on a bench and reading a book. "Oi! That's not fair! I thought we were supposed to choose only girls who have boyfriends!" Eunhyuk protested but Yesung was already standing next to the girl and trying to seduce her by using his most powerful weapon - singing a love song for her.
"Awwwww... Ohhh... You're so cute... AND OH MY GOD YOU'RE YESUNG FROM SUPER JUNIOR!" the girl screamed and jumped up, getting excited by her new discovery.
"Oops."
Eunhyuk suddenly stepped closer to his hyung and grabbed his sleeve, wanting him to pay some attention to him. "I think we have a problem, hyung..." he whispered into Yesung's ear. "Take a look around..."
They were indeed in a tricky situation - because of the fangirl's shout a huge group of people gathered around them, giving them curious looks. Some girls started to cry and hug each other in big joy and excitement, making their sweethearts go nuts about this. Other people were taking photos of the boys; the flashlights gleamed from every side... How could they leave this place now? The Super Junior members felt as if they have fallen into a trap. Not good, not good...
"It's all your fault, Kim Jongwoon!" Eunhyuk whispered annoyed, trying to hide his sudden panic.
"Ahh, shut up, it's not! Teukie shouldn't have sent us on this ridiculous date, that's it!"
"But fact is, that we've been a bit careless... Nevermind, what should we do now?!"
They thought about this during a moment of silence, while smiling falsely to the people around them. Hyukjae even raised his hand and waved it to some fangirls who became more and more excited. Yesung then whispered quickly:
"The amusement park. In 15 minutes. We'll run in different directions and meet there. GO!"
The moment Eunhyuk realized what his buddy was talking about, he was already alone. He looked behind his back and saw Yesung running hand over fist, with a group of desperate fangirls following him. Seeing this he couldn't refrain from bursting out laughing - the view was just too nonsensical. A few seconds later, the younger man also took to his heels and began running in the other direction. That was actually quite fun... He stopped when he saw no more fangirls behind him and grinned widely. Oh man, Donghae will laugh so hard when he tells him about this situation later.
He looked at his watch - there were still ten minutes left. The amusement park, huh? That indeed wasn't far away... And he will be able to eat his favorite candy-floss there!
With this thoughts, he set off towards the park, still smiling because of what happened before.