Let the Crackdom begin!
In honour of this weeks strike/non-strike (depending on what side you're on) I bring Crack!battle.
The rules are the same as any Porn!battle, there will be a list of prompts, you respond to one of those and then add your own. This continues ad infinitum until LJ explodes, etc, etc. Such as. The only difference here is that instead of strictly porn, we're going for the crack.
All those plots that you get while you're dreaming or drunk or high, every pairing that you thought of on a whim and went "Whoa, thats nuts", and those ideas you get niggling in the back of your brain that make you laugh... That is what is done here. You want Ianto turned into a cat? Done. A Robot to fall in love with Shep? Done. Sam and Martha to run away together? Done. The weirder the pairings/ideas you can come up with, the better.
Now, all fandoms are welcome here.
I may only know a small portion of fandom, but any and all pairings and fandoms are welcome in this Crack!battle. Slash, het*, threesomes, more-somes, orgies with tentacles, anything you can think of. Just make sure to post the pairing and the fandom(s) in the subject line.
And now, for Prompts! Hopefully, this will give quite a few of you some ideas.
rent boy
animal transmogrification
tribbles
poker
"I shot the sheriff"
photographs
LOLCat
Paris
Oscar Wilde
college
"you're so cinematic"
paint
books
angels v. demons
"why is the rum always gone?"
have fun my prettehs!
* Bonus points to the person that writes me Sam Winchester/Martha Jones
The rules are the same as any Porn!battle, there will be a list of prompts, you respond to one of those and then add your own. This continues ad infinitum until LJ explodes, etc, etc. Such as. The only difference here is that instead of strictly porn, we're going for the crack.
All those plots that you get while you're dreaming or drunk or high, every pairing that you thought of on a whim and went "Whoa, thats nuts", and those ideas you get niggling in the back of your brain that make you laugh... That is what is done here. You want Ianto turned into a cat? Done. A Robot to fall in love with Shep? Done. Sam and Martha to run away together? Done. The weirder the pairings/ideas you can come up with, the better.
Now, all fandoms are welcome here.
I may only know a small portion of fandom, but any and all pairings and fandoms are welcome in this Crack!battle. Slash, het*, threesomes, more-somes, orgies with tentacles, anything you can think of. Just make sure to post the pairing and the fandom(s) in the subject line.
And now, for Prompts! Hopefully, this will give quite a few of you some ideas.
rent boy
animal transmogrification
tribbles
poker
"I shot the sheriff"
photographs
LOLCat
Paris
Oscar Wilde
college
"you're so cinematic"
paint
books
angels v. demons
"why is the rum always gone?"
have fun my prettehs!
* Bonus points to the person that writes me Sam Winchester/Martha Jones