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[maussymenot]

It is nice to be home and take the things i have for granted to the point that i even start to bore of them. but this feeling that "home" can only deteriorate from here on has me a little worried. anyway

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[kathywithak]

once i beat my friend in a who can keep "brain dead motherfucker" written all the way across their forearm in permanent marker the longest contest. we forgot to actually bet on it though, so all i got was the privlege of being able to tell this story to everyone i know.

[hardrockward]

once i thought that said forehead. instead of forearm.
then i wished it said forehead.

[ingreyscale]

you can sell advertising space on your forehead though

[maussymenot]

my friend austin has vulunteered to have a third eye drawn on his forehead for the first week of this upcoming semester. and last year he also wore a shirt i made him for a week when we were selling weed. it said, "standard prices" and "carpe dime" on it.

my dad came home yesterday and saw the van, came into the house to where me and my brother were hanging out, looked at us really worried and says, "ALRIGHT! WHO IS THE SEX OFFENDER!". so i lost that contest.