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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (2014) Review (Do you really care if I spoil this crap?)

Nov 27, 2015 08:35

Also reviews for the latest episodes of Doctor Who, DC Superhero Girls, Supergirl, Gotham, and Wabbit, the long delayed viewing of the series finale of The Looney Tunes Show, the latest episode of Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy, the series premiere of The Lion Guard, the special Half Shell Heroes: Blast From The Past, and the latest episodes of ( Read more... )

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Comments 4

stinkingbishop November 30 2015, 15:05:40 UTC

TMNT: I looked up shots of Splinter's death on Gogle and... criminy, you weren't joking. Remember when comic book movies used to be cartoonish, even when they were live action? Like the Christopher Reeve Superman series? Why is it that, now they contain so much animation, they've become LESS cartoony?

Lion Guard: Ever See Lion King 2? Simba was a lion-sized penis in that one.

mattzimmer November 30 2015, 15:29:38 UTC

TMNT: It drives me nuts. But I wasn't kidding about Splinter. He is absolutely revolting.

Lion Guard: I'll admit it's been awhile.

stinkingbishop December 3 2015, 11:15:55 UTC

Hold on... if the Turtles' genitals are inside their shells, how do they pee?

mattzimmer December 3 2015, 17:53:00 UTC

I'd imagine very carefully.