"Toy Story That Time Forgot" Blu-Ray Review (Spoilers)

[mattzimmer]

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[stinkingbishop]

"There are only so many different kinds of stories you can tell in this format, and they all involve either the toy getting lost, the kid growing up, toys getting broken, the new toys not realizing they're toys, the toys getting stolen, etc."

Okay, I tried to come up with some more:

Gang war between toys made by different manufacturers.

A feminist Barbie feeling ashamed about embodying a gender stereotype.

Toys being forced to star in stop-motion Youtube videos.

The toys finding religion, and worshipping the almighty Hasbro. The conclusion to the cartoon could be the revelation that human beings are actually playthings manufactured by a higher power.

A day in the life of a dildo.

An examination of the racism experienced by those porcelain dolls with "not a toy" on their packaging.

Toys rising up against humanity and ending their status of servitude.

Think I could get a job at Pixar...?

[mattzimmer]

You are pretty much my hero.