How much for a Brazilian?

[mattsrants]

No, not the person.

This was just too good not to blog. spydielives and I went to get haircuts yesterday at a salon we've come to like. While Spydie was getting her hair done, this woman walks in and asks, in a loud voice, "How much for a Brazilian

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[spydielives]

I still think this needs to be public so I can link to it.

[mattsrants]

OK, it's public.

TMI

[dubheach]

"For God's sake, leave a triangle, a landing strip, at least a soul patch. Some kind of landmark so I know which way is up."

Now that I've finished laughing at that statement, because hopefully there are other signs as to which way is up, I'll throw in my .02.

During non-Arctic weather, there are some women who just prefer that there isn't anything in their nether regions to gather and keep musky smells, small insects, etc...in other words it's just more hygienic and/or pleasant.

I have it on good authority that some believe that their lover(s) will be more amenable to muff diving if they don't have to worry about natural dental floss. Mind you, there is no way I'm having someone clear my landing strip for me thankyouverymuch, but waxing does clear the decks a LOT longer and although it hurts, doesn't hurt as long as small cuts in areas that are constantly rubbed together when walking.

Now...if you want to talk about the dangers of women wearing high heels for purely vain reasons, I'm with you on that one.

[n_decisive]

Ya know, I just wouldn't want to be an aesthetician who does waxing of that nature. I could not bring myself to inflict pain on that particular portion of the female anatomy. Ow.

Thanks for the funny story- I enjoyed it. spydielives was right to ask you to make it public. :)