Five Things

Sep 16, 2007 23:22

Four things The Bourne Ultimatum needed:
  • Free running
  • Brian Cox
  • A tripod
  • A dictionary definition of the word 'ultimatum'
One thing The Bourne Ultimatum doesn't need:
  • A sequel

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iffp September 16 2007, 13:57:34 UTC
I am personally convinced that Paul Greengrass suffered some traumatic childhood incident involving a camera tripod. KEpt thinking "this scene is two characters sitting at a dsek talking, STOP THE SHAKING ALREADY, you HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY."

And also, yeah, what would the sequel be? Ohoh Bourne, *yet someone else* working for the CIA is out to get you! Hmmm.

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karenhealey September 16 2007, 14:43:50 UTC
I agree that sequels are out, but how about one set between this and the one previous?

We could call it... The Bourne Penultimatum.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO AMUSING.

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saffrongraphics September 16 2007, 23:22:29 UTC
Yesssss! A bloody tripod! The same sort of crap was happening in The Bourne Supremacy, but not in The Bourne Identity. It's supposed to be some ghastly modern idea of how to convey "action" and "energy" but it just gave me motion sickness, and my companion got a headache.

Grrrr-rrr.

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mattmatt September 17 2007, 00:06:19 UTC
The same thing happened in Transformers, to the point where you couldn't actually see the robots, and it pissed me off.

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alternateb September 17 2007, 04:05:25 UTC
Incidentally,

Item five contains one of the first four items.

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juglark September 21 2007, 06:33:09 UTC
Yes ( ... )

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