Ah, Mr Livejournal! We meet again!

[mattmatt]

Spray-on hair wax.

I should have known it would be trouble. It was only a matter of time until I got it confused with my deodorant. Now my armpits are pointy. This was before I got drunk.

I want a cape.

Comments

[angmonster]

And detfig is really the only way to describe you ;)

[littletovex]

Ahaha! I just thought you should know that you made me snort. Luckily no-one was around to hear ..