Things not to say to the cute girl who asks you to dance, #165154835

[mattmatt]

Her: So, do you sing here a lot?
Me: More often than I should probably admit to.
Her: Ha! I'm from Hamilton. I'm here with my ex-boyfriend and my cousin.
Me: So is that two people, or just one? Being from Hamilton and all?
Me: (thinks) I am so fucking retarded.
Her: You're funny!
Me: (thinks) Thank god for that.
Her: You're a really great singer

Comments

[mattmatt]

Excellent!

[petebuke]

you're funny matt. You know only people from Texas marry their cousins.

[mattmatt]

I am biting my tongue so hard right now.

[theuns]

Who needs marriage?

Sounds like I should venture forth sometime to listen.