oh man, when i saw this i died!!!(from laughing, for all of you dorks who were wondering if i was ok now)
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/home_alone-jpg.html

dont you see ( Read more... )

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i am done with my christmas shopping. i am the greatest human being alive!!@!!!!@#!#@$

 http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/

WOOO!
W 'O4.   good stuff. i love bush!

Mona Lisa

imminent disaster overturned by lack of sleep.
an obvious flaw overlooked by means of neglect.
one more chance is all youll get,
before i throw you away,
and start another masterpiece.
your colors are fading,
and now only the experienced can see your beauty.
you are a ( Read more... )

Take my Quiz, otay? goot stuff.
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=041114214250-672191
thanks. no problem matt, anything for you matt, we love you matt.

you are my tissue, my tears, my brokenhearted ( Read more... )

i wish i was an oscarmeyer weiner,
cuz then everybody'd be in love with me.

yeah ( Read more... )

thefloormat: i was in church today
thefloormat: and i realized that i need to be careful
thefloormat: like we were talking about sex
thefloormat: and how its not just intercourse
thefloormat: its your thoughts too
thefloormat: how its not just physical but emotional too
thefloormat: and i just got punched right here by that *points at heart*
thefloormat: ( Read more... )