The Post-Rapture Post

[matt_arnold]

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your

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[phecda]

As funny and farcical as this site is, they need to set aside enough of their earnings (if any) in highly liquid safe slow-growth investments sufficient that they would be able to carry through on their promise, despite the certainty that they will not have to carry through on it.

Unlike the Catholic Church selling indulgences to get you into Heaven, which has a pretty much 100% guarantee that no one was ever going to come back to complain...

[jer_]

This is fantastic, if for no other reason than the graphic. You could have printed an excerpt from the Yellow Pages next to it, the graphic is worth it! :)