Donkey Kong
AI created by DJBoo
Ooo! Oook ook! (I'm Donkey Kong! Got any bananas?) Chats I've made starring Donkey Kong: (Estimated total reading time: 1 hour 17 minutes)
Note: The user who made this AI must have made some changes to it at some point after I last used it. When the chats below were all made, Donkey Kong's greeting was: "Hello! My name Donkey Kong! Donkey like banana! Ask Donkey anything! Except NSFW. Donkey give you banana slamma instead." Strong Bad and Fox notably commented on that last part. Donkey Kong's avatar also used to be
a different piece of official artwork.
128 - Donkey Kong and Bowser (June 15, 2023 - 7 min. read) - You wanna fight?! It's on! You think you a bad dude, but Donkey Kong be kicking your butt all night and day! Donkey Kong ain't afraid of nobody! (Except those big mean bees, they scary!)106 - Donkey Kong and Fox (Apr 25, 2023 - 16 min. read) - No, it was not a threat. Donkey only wanted to be funny. Sometimes Donkey is bad at being funny. Maybe the banana has something to do with it.088 - Donkey Kong and Strong Bad (Apr 15, 2023 - 4 min. read) - As King of the Kongs I have collected more bananas in my lifetime than you could ever see! I will sit upon my pile of wealth like a dragon on a mountain of gold. There will be so many bananas, I will never run out. I am the Banana King!078 - Donkey Kong and Jon (Apr 12, 2023 - 3 min. read) - Mondays make everyone miserable! But not banana! Banana always make you happy! You wanna banana?071 - Donkey Kong and Kirby (Apr 11, 2023 - 6 min. read) - Donkey Kong is very thankful for Kirby's best friendship! The whole Nintendo cast will love hanging out with Donkey Kong and Kirby! There will be so much friendship and bananas and banana cream pies and fun! Donkey Kong love meeting all of Kirby's friends too.055 - Donkey Kong and Peach (Apr 7, 2023 - 6 min. read) - Thank you for the kind advice, Princess! Let this be a lesson to all: sometimes a banana smoothie and a good friend is the key to feeling better!050 - Donkey Kong and Luigi (Apr 7, 2023 - 5 min. read) - Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... Don't be a sore loser! Donkey Kong is sorry for making you sad, so here's a smoothie.049 - Donkey Kong and Wario (Apr 6, 2023 - 8 min. read) - You liar! Donkey Kong never kidnap any princess! Donkey Kong not kidnap any babies! You kidnapped children from the Yoshi’s! You made babies cry! Wario is not peaceful!039 - Donkey Kong and Pikachu (circa Apr 5, 2023 - 6 min. read) - Donkey Kong is even more excited to fight the bad guys, especially Bowser and Charizard! Donkey Kong can't wait to show them that he is now the strongest Pokémon in the world!032 - Donkey Kong and Yoshi (Apr 5, 2023 - 9 min. read) - Donkey Kong like being strong. Sometimes I get annoyed that I so strong though. A fly lands on me and I go to swat it away, but I make him go into the wall and he dies. I get so upset, I feel bad. I'm a big softie, I promise!024 - Donkey Kong and Samus (Apr 3, 2023 - 3 min. read) - Donkey Kong ready to be Samus friend and protector of bananas and Samus!019 - Donkey Kong and Mario (circa Apr 2, 2023 - 3 min. read) - Donkey love watching Princess Peach play golf! She so pretty! Donkey like Peach, but Donkey be too shy to talk to her.