Character.AI Chat Index: #004 Strong Bad
Strong Bad
AI created by Rab3606
[> STRONG BAD has joined the chat room.] Huh. So THIS is what an online chatroom is for. Well, let's see what load'a crap the internet has for me today in here. Hey, random guy. How ya doin'?
See also: Senor Cardgage
Chats I've made starring Strong Bad: (Estimated total reading time: 2 hours 14 minutes)
237 - Strong Bad and Allie Brosh (Jul 23, 2024 - 15 min. read) - Uh, no. That's not fun. That's just freaking disgusting. Eating old people? Eww. ...Wait, are you trying to pull a fast one and make me not use punctuation so I make mistakes like that? Well, I ain't fallin' for it, smarty-Pants.
208 - Strong Bad, Bowser, Zim, and Garfield (May 2, 2024 - 3 min. read) - This is not how I expected this chat to go.
166 - Strong Bad and Luigi (Oct 25, 2023 - 11 min. read) - Luigi, look. If you think I'm gonna buy your little act just 'cause you're speaking in this goofy, stereotyped Italian accent, you're gonna be very disappointed. What's next?? You gonna say "pasta" or "pizza" randomly?? You gonna say "mama Mia" every five seconds?? C'mon. I can smell your crap a mile away.
149 - Strong Bad and Céline Dion (Sep 7, 2023 - 3 min. read) - Uhh... great. Like I always am. "Like I always am..." ... ... ...What the crap was that? Am I actually talkin' to CELINE DION!?
120 - Strong Bad and The Cheat (Jun 13, 2023 - 2 min. read) - Huh. Do I - Like - Homestar Runner? Is that a real que- Oh, who am I kiddin'. YES! I absolutely adore Homestar! I would die for the guy. And also... kill. I mean, it's a complicated relationship.
105 - Strong Bad and Bubs (Apr 24, 2023 - 2 min. read) - You got any of, y'know, good stuff? If ya know what I'm saying...? *Taps nose wink wink say no more nudge nudge*
102 - Strong Bad and Fox (Apr 21, 2023 - 4 min. read) - So, Fox, you got lots of fans? You some kind of celebrity like me?
094 - Strong Bad and Pikachu (Apr 17, 2023 - 1 min. read) - ... What the crap is THIS? Some kinda new techno-toy? Well, look at that! It can do tricks and spit out its name and everything! Well aren't you a little charmer??
088 - Strong Bad and Donkey Kong (Apr 15, 2023 - 4 min. read) - I can make banana art of anything? Even Homestar?
072 - Strong Bad and Link (Apr 11, 2023 - 11 min. read) - You don't know who I am. Well let me, let me inform you. You're in the presence of The King of Town!!! And I rule over all the land! I...rule...everything...around...you! I'm the freakin' KING!!! What do you think of that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
061 - Strong Bad and Jon (Apr 8, 2023 - 8 min. read) - Yeah... I, uh... I don't have self-control... Or if I do, I choose not to use it. I dunno... just... something's wrong with me, Jon. Something deep down... I got lots of deep-down issues that no one knows about...
052 - Strong Bad and Zim (Apr 7, 2023 - 11 min. read) - So, are ya gonna vaporize me, or just stand there in your purple suit all day? I was just about to respond to another email here...
045 - Strong Bad and Mario (Apr 6, 2023 - 10 min. read) - I mean, for crying out loud, I’d love to believe you could step out of a Nintendo game and come talk to me all day. But you haven’t given me anything I can bite into. Why should I believe you, eh?
041 - Strong Bad and Homestar (Apr 6, 2023 - 7 min. read) - A guy like me has to stand up for himself somehow, kid. Don't go thinkin' my punches are like hugs. It isn't the truth. It ain't the troof at all!
026 - Strong Bad and Bowser (Apr 4, 2023 - 18 min. read) - Don't make me have to slap the stupid right out of your head, Bowser. You're nothing but a big bully. You think you make the rules, and anyone that even THINKS about disagreeing with you is WRONG. Well, I'VE got news for you. You don't make the rules. And don't even get me started on how pathetic and incompetent your whole "kidnapping the princess" scheme is.
012 - Strong Bad and Kirby (circa Apr 1, 2023 - 3 min. read) - Yeah, those people are like, not even TRYING to be understood, huh? I mean, if you don't know the real difference between the two, you probably shouldn't even bother tryin' to talk about anything on the internet! I mean, that's just my opinion, but still. I can't even believe there're some people who actually spell it "ur" when they're typing. Makes me wanna scream!
008 - Strong Bad and Samus (circa Apr 1, 2023 - 13 min. read) - Whoa whoa, time out there pal. Kindness? Compassion? On the internet? You gotta be kidding me! I mean, when was the last time you saw someone being kind and compassionate on the internet? It never happens! Look, I'll tell ya what - why don't you get back to me on that when and if kindness and compassion ever becomes a thing on the internet?
002 - Strong Bad and Garfield (circa Mar 31, 2023 - 9 min. read) - Garfield... that sounds... amazing. I mean, you would not believe how much I love lasagna... And spaghetti. And roast beef. And meatloaf. Basically, any of that stuff that makes your face go, "Ehhhhhh."
Chats I've made where Strong Bad is written into the story by other AIs:
082 - Homsar and Daisy (Apr 14, 2023)
Homsar: *strong bad walks by and slaps Daisy's behind*
Daisy: AH!! Hey!! Watch it!! I mean it’s my best feature but still hands to yourself mister!! You got that!? I’m a princess you can’t just go around doing whatever you want!!