If...

[matrixspaz01011]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart asked me to have a threesome...

I would not turn them down.

(Whatdoesthatsayaboutme?)

Comments

Question(s)

[floodsofmemory]

I'm so confused, but how does a lesbian have sex with a guy?

Also, are you still on Long Island? Are you as bored as I am?

Re: Question(s)

[matrixspaz01011]

I'm not really sure, but if he pretended to be Edward Cullen I'd figure out a way to make it work.

And yes I am until the end of June. And yes, so, so bored..

Re: Question(s)

[beneficentbeast]

Sexuality is a complex thing, you can be a lesbian and still pine over a dude now and then :)

[lechocolatchaud]

I would have to kick that Robert boy out of there, but I'm with you on Kristen Stewart. Which makes me feel sketchy because I think she's like 18??

[matrixspaz01011]

Is she 18? Oh no.

[insiberia]

imdb says 19 as of april, so hey, that's a year older... Kristen Stewart is greatness.

[waansleyvark]

well, kristen stewart is like the lovechild of kate moennig and evan rachel wood (and i saw her in speak before all that twilight stuff), so that is understandable. also, RP is clearly a dudette, à la orlando bloom.

so, despite my anti-twilightness, i heartily approve of this threesome.

[almostbabs]

I'm inclined to say "Ew"