procreate and pay your taxes

[matociquala]

5) Etsy unicorn porn shop. Do I have to say this is NSFW?

3) I think I'm cashing it in on work tonight. I have realized that part of what's wrong with me right now is post-novel ennui, pursuant to The White City and The Unicorn Evils. Fine, fine, I only have a hundred and fifty pages left to write. I can afford to ignore this for a little while

Comments

[hugh_mannity]

That unicorn porn belongs on Regretsy!

Oh wait... it's already there!

[strigine]

sweartagod, my first thought on seeing the Etsy page was, "OMG I have to see this in a View It In a Room on Regretsy."

And then it was there, and it was brilliant.

[msagara]

Wait, alcohol keeps you awake?

I can drink maybe 2 ozs of anything and I will curl up, fall asleep, and snore in public...

[matociquala]

Well, you were THERE the last time I got actually really drunk. (That was my divorce drunk, in retrospect.)

Yeah, I get the alcohol insomnia thing. Sucks. I just barely hit tipsy and have to quit or I will be up all night.

[hundmathr]

Gahhh,

I need a unicorn chaser for the unicorn Pr0n... OK maybe not anything with unicorns in it, but brain bleach or some nice mental sorbet.

[batwrangler]

What I don't understand is why the unipron looks so ... diseased.

[smoemeth]

Chris Smither & Jamie Hyneman?

I don't know if I'd want to marry that or murder it. *g*