The horror, the horror - Joseph Conrad has nothing on him. [Accidental Audio] [Backdated to Virus]

[material_guy]

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[herrglimmerous]

Think of it like this, a baby is one of the few things you'll ever own outright.

[material_guy]

Like hell anyone owns a brat! Eventually it's gonna be a almost a person and have some kinda personality or something! I got no idea what kinda fucking freak it might turn out to be when it rips its way out! And on top of that, it's not just useless, it's all eating her from the inside and then it's gonna---GAH! Y-You... ...

...Yo?

[herrglimmerous]

It's not like Species or anything, it's a baby.

...?

[material_guy]

What species it is doesn't matter! That might solve the whole whose-is-it thing but whether it's mine or not ain't important. The problem's you...

So. Y'know. About. You.

[greenwithme]

YOU!

HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO IT, ANYWAY?! HOMUNCULI ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STERILE!

[material_guy]

It's an open relationship.

[greenwithme]

So... it's not yours...?

[material_guy]

I wanna say that. You 'n me know that it ain't physically possible. Shouldn't be. She seems pretty sure it is mine, 'n it's not really the kinda relationship where she'd get anything by lying... No matter whose it is, she's pregnant and that's fucked up.