Why Ohno prevents Nino from watching Kaibutsu-kun

May 29, 2010 14:48

Title: Why Ohno prevents Nino from watching Kaibutsu-kun

Author: Masuhisa

Pairing: Ohmiya

Summary: Nino wants to watch Ohno’s latest drama, but Ohno won’t allow him. Why?

Disclaimer: I am VERY certain this happened. It really did! I’m sure of it. Let me see, I remember seeing it somewhere very clearly…oh, it my nonsensical imagination.

~*~*~*~*~*~

“Oh-chan! It’s on!” Nino sing-songed happily, jumping onto the sofa, not caring if the popcorn spilled out of the bowl it was in.

“What?” asked Ohno, shampooing his sandy brown hair as cold water splashed against his body.

“What else?”

Ohno wiped the water on his face away and glanced at the small digital clock beside the sink - 21:00. Oh crap! Kaibutsu-kun is starting! He can’t let Nino watch it! Not one single episode!

Not caring that he’s still wet, Ohno dashed out of the shower. Dripping water all over his and Nino’s apartment as he forgot to grab towel, Ohno leaped over games which were scattered all over the floor, jumped over his canvases and flew across the living room to where Nino was.

Once he got to the sofa, Ohno threw himself on top of Nino, pressing the former flat on the sofa, unable to move due to the weight above him.

“Oh-chan, what are you doing?” laughed Nino, as Ohno began tickling him, “Kaibutsu-kun is about to start,”

Ohno had to think fast, he had to do something that would take Nino’s mind of watching Kaibutsu-kun. Eureka! Snuggling his head into the crook of Nino’s neck, his hands made their way to Nino’s pants.

“Wanna shower with me?” whispered Ohno into Nino’s ear. As Ohno distracted Nino by nuzzling his wet hair into Nino, both his hands frantically tried to look for the remote control.

“What are you doing?” Nino asked against, pouting this time.

Once he found the little device, Ohno pressed the off button. Just in time. But now what? How could he distract Nino for another hour? Not knowing what he was doing, Ohno picked Nino up bridal style and carried him to the shower. Ohno stripped Nino of his jeans and turtle neck before pushing his prey in.

Steam came out of the toilet as peals of laughter were heard. An hour passed by fast enough, and Ohno decided he was okay to let Nino go. As Nino stepped out of the shower, dripping wet, he noticed the time and on the clock, and pouted.

“Oh-chan! I missed the first episode!” whinned Nino.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Armed with a bowl of ramen in his hands, Nino tucked his legs under him as he started on his lunch. Their green room was empty, Sho and Jun had filming, Aiba went to visit his relatives, and Ohno was at the cafeteria.

20: 56.

Four more minutes till it started. Nino pouted as he remembered how he missed the first episode last week. He wasn’t going to let that happen. Three minutes passed and Nino was at the edge of his seat, unable to contain his excitement.

Just then, Ohno burst through the door, his face red from running.

“Oh-chan!” greeted Nino, “you’re just in time!”

Still panting, Ohno forced the bowl of ramen out of Nino’s hands, placed it safely on the table, and replaced it with himself.

“Was that your dinner?” asked Ohno, although he already knew the answer. Placing kisses all over Nino, Ohno’s left hand snaked down Nino’s stomach to his pants, the right hand desperately searching for the remote. By the time Ohno found what he was looking for, Nino was already moaning and wanting more, clearly not focused on the TV anymore, “You can have me for dinner, you know?”

Ohno needed a plan. Quick! Deciding to use the same old trick, Ohno started nibbling on Nino’s lower lip while his hands played with the belt which secured Nino’s pants to his waist.

An hour later, Ohno was totally breathless, while Nino was glad his belt was off. ‘Monster’ started playing in the background, indicating that the show was over. Ohno sighed and got off Nino, pleased that he made Nino miss his drama again.

“Oh-chan!” complained Nino, “I missed it again!”

~*~*~*~*~*~

Nino watched the sleeping figure beside him, making sure he was fast asleep before sneaking out of bed. Nino tip-toed his way across their bedroom to his laptop. Once he got to it, Nino switched it on and went to ‘Dramacrazy.net’. If he couldn’t watch it on TV, he’ll just have to watch it online.

About five hours later, Nino’s fist were clenched so tight, his hands turned white. His face was blood red and smoke was coming out from his ears. So this was why Oh-chan won’t let him watch Kaibutsu-kun.

“OHNO SATOSHI!” he yelled, jumping onto the king size bed where Ohno was sleeping on. He straddled the sleeping man and shook him awake.

“How could you?!” cried Nino, pulling the blanket off Ohno. The latter finally woke up.

“How dare you let that Frankenstein carry you like that?” screamed Nino, ripping off Ohno’s shirt, effectively waking up the man under him.

“How could you hug his arm and sleep on him?!” wailed Nino, pulling Ohno’s pants off in one move.

“How could you sleep on him while he piggy-backed you?!” wept Nino, yanking Ohno’s boxers off.

“How could you let him touch you like that?!” shrieked Nino, hands on Ohno’s hips.

Ohno was completely awake by the time Nino’s finished yelling at him. All his efforts to prevent Nino from watching Kaibutsu-kun failed… It’s wasn’t his fault! It was part of the script! But what was bothering him the most was how he was going to film the rest of the episodes with a horrible limp.
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