I Swear There Is A Reasonable Explanation

[masterofmidgets]

I may have accidentally given my roommate the impression that I summon demons in my spare time. Ummm...oops?

(Protip: when your roommate is giving you That Look, saying JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR I DON'T ACTUALLY SUMMON DEMONS honestly just makes things worse.)

Comments

[antinous_wild]

AHAHAHAHA

Best thing I've ever heard. It's things like this that make me miss having a roommate.

[masterofmidgets]

LOOK I SWEAR I'M READING THE NECRONOMICON FOR A CLASS OKAY? AND I'LL VACUUM UP THE CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR BEFORE YOU GET HOME.

Having a single would be nice, but I have to admit there are times I enjoy having another person around. If only for the opportunity for weird-ass roommate stories.

[introductory]

Dude, college is all about meeting new and exciting people. When else would she have the opportunity to meet a demon summoner? YOU'RE DOING HER A WORLD OF GOOD.