Author: me
Characters: Germany, Italy, Prussia, GerIta
Rating: R for one single scene.
Warnings: crack and facepalm moments.
Summary: It is not always Italy the one hard to understand. Sometimes, Germany manages to make Italy facepalm, too.
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Germany is... well. german, and poor Italy that has to endure his weirdness (srsly, wurst museum? D:?)
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it just shows that italy's not the only one weird. germany only LOOKS normal.
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This is the cutest thing I've read all day. XD Especially the part with the book, oh gosh...because you just KNOW that's how Germany is in bed lol
Though I must admit, at the museum part I was half expecting something like that Penis Museum in Iceland. XD (it exists! Look it up!)
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instead, you get a freaky one. :P works anyway :D
thank you for liking X3 i wanted to expand the sex scene (because when it comes down to pr0n, i get out of control) but i managed to keep it down to the other 4 parts XD
(japan has a museum of sex toys of all kinds, so i'm not surprised that iceland has something similar :D)
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*looks it up*
AHAHAHA, WE DO! sort of...
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now there just needs to be a museum of tea in england and we're set. XD
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you're german? i was kinda joking when i typed museum of wurst on google, and i actually found that one existed. in the region that is called 'heart of germany'. i lolled so hard you wouldn't know.
thank you for liking, though :D *hugs*
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(i am sure somewhere we have a pizza museum. it wouldn't surprise me, lol)
*... goes to google just in case*
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America has a museum of 'items that have been taken out of a human body, during surgery'
Yea...
there's everything from Flashlights to coins, cell phones and all manner of weird things.
Americans will eat anything. =_=
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lol. we italians apparently have a tomato museum. there's always space for some facepalm here :D *hugs*
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