So Very Long Since My Last Post

[masterde]

Yes, it's been a very long time since I last posted. The last time was... June 4th. So it's been 2 months now.

I'm still alive and doing just fine. There's nothing really of any substance in this post. It's just a conformation that I am still alive and that either I'm a dirty whore or these people are deprived.

So, I was watching a YouTube video

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[pujaemuss]

Good to see you back.

PJW

[masterde]

Thankee. :)

[masterde]

How's the baby?

[lordes]

I (had to) play it a few times at parties.

I lied so bad.

[masterde]

Yeah, if it had been a drinking game, I'd have died of alcohol poisoning. lol

I wouldn't lie during a game like that, so I'd just tell them that I wouldn't be playing the game. Especially if I were there with someone I was dating or interested in who doesn't know the sorted details of my past. I think that my sexual past needs to be eased into, otherwise people go into shock. The paramedics have to be called and it's just not a pretty sight. lol

The other problem would be that it'd be very difficult to come up with a statement of something I'd never done. The only statements I could come up with would be things no one else has done either. I'm choosing to call these people prude as opposed to calling myself slutty. :)

[lordes]

Yes, definitely very prude. ;-)

[wilderose]

I cannot play "Never Have I Ever" in real life either - there are people who refuse to play with me now!

[masterde]

I'd have a hell of a time trying to figure out a statement that I can make that would be true and would have someone else clap. "Never have I ever... well, fuck, just skip me."