Captain's Log 122: BEOWULF IS THE BEST SNOWMAN EVER

[master_of_dudes]

The place sure likes turning us all into girls, huh? It's okay for a short while since, you know, I make a cute girl and I can walk around naked and it's okay, but no way I'd wanna stay that way forever. You can't do any cool stuff if you're a girl! Like write your name in the snow, or pee in the woods, or... yeah, anything

Comments

[bonnefois]

It is amusing that you think L'Allemagne is old.

[master_of_dudes]

It doesn't help much when you fight for a living. Trust me. There's this French robber dude who's probably the worst villain ever. Like, worse than Control Freak.

[bonnefois]

Then it is a good thing that I do not fight for a living, non?

[master_of_dudes]

Is that why you lost all those wars?

[bonnefois]

THAT WAS GOD PLAYING A JOKE, NOTHING MORE! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, REALLY!!

[master_of_dudes]

S-sure, whatever you say!