On the topic of boys/young men/Peter Pan?

[master_kogane]

Why is it with boys...

...that either you kind of have a crush on them, but you know that nothing will ever happen between you and you get over it pretty fast.
Or you just want to be friends with them/you think you are just friends with them and suddenly it all transforms into an awkward as hell situation of: "Apropos of nothing I'll be talking

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[aphelion_orion]

DDDD: *hugs* I have a theory that the stupidity of men exponentially increases when they use the Internet. I've had to yell at more than my fair share of online gamers who thought it was funny to start up these stupid come-ons as soon as they found out I'm a girl, for example. Guys on IM are whiny, bitchy, bratty three-year-olds. Extremely unlovable three-year-olds. Apparently, there's a rare species of man that is actually immune to the "stupid asshole on the net" syndrome, but I've yet to meet them.

And apparently, they're all surprised that OMG PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE THE NEW PROFILE OMG HOW DID THAT HAPPEN. After, you know, everyone protested loudly for MONTHS. *eyeroll*

[master_kogane]

*leans on your strong manly shoulder* I should just block them, seriously. Even if I kind of know them in rl.

I have a theory that the stupidity of men exponentially increases when they use the Internet.
That makes perfect sense! See, I didn't see this, at all, I must have lost so many IQ points already! DX
Ungh, don't get me started on The Horror Stories of Playing Online Games as a Girl. The biggest "The Fuck?" moment was a guy asking out of nowhere if I masturbate. Like, out of nowhere. Because I played an Elf. Some people should just not be allowed on the internet.

Apparently, there's a rare species of man that is actually immune to the "stupid asshole on the net" syndrome, but I've yet to meet them.I met one of those, there was just a bit of awkwardness when he was obsessing about meeting me in rl, but now it's nice to talk with him again

[aphelion_orion]

*hugs in a manly way* Yes, you should. I mean, they can't see when you've blocked them, right?

You should have told him that yes, you love stroking your dick, and you're imagining having buttsex with him. :P

But in all seriousness, it's so disgusting. I hate how they think girls aren't supposed to play online games or are surprised when they meet one, and then behave like total assholes to boot.

Ah. XDDD

LOL Always glad to provide embarrassment entertainment.

[master_kogane]

They'll just notice that I don't react to them anymore and annoy my friends over it. Boys suck and not in a good way :|

You should have told him that yes, you love stroking your dick, and you're imagining having buttsex with him. :P
After that happened, I swore to myself that I'd do that next time someone would come at me like that, but it never happened again. Maybe they can smell that!

I want to overcome my PS2 laziness and play SH II so badly. Damn you, laziness!

[pekori]

Boys are never ever not stupid.
Especially with girls who game.
I have never had a true guy friend in my life that wasn't a) totally removed from gaming and/or b) gay. They all end up crushing and I end up pulling out all of my hair because god forbid I just want someone to play video games with.

Man I wish I didn't understand exactly what you're talking about. Moreover I wish you didn't either. .____.;;

And, finally, a big lol @ LJ pretending once more that they are going to listen to everyone who hates the new profile page. It's because about a zillion people said they were going to stop paying for their journals until the situation is resolved.

[master_kogane]

because god forbid I just want someone to play video games with
Yes, seriously, this. And others are being just as unhelpful with stupid questions and going: "Suuuuuuuuuure, you were just playing video games. *wink wink nudge nudge*" Always makes me feel like I'm in kindergarten again.

Why is it in this time and age that girls and boys can't just be friends, dammit :|

Yeah, I got that feeling too. Look, we compiled another list with things you said! They should just make a poll with all these. Can't be that hard, right?

[fredbassett]

LOL, they don't improve much as they get older, unfortunately!

[master_kogane]

You were my last hope to tell me otherwise. So, just marrying an old millionaire won't do the trick either? Aw ):

[fredbassett]

Nah, but at least you could be irritated in comfort!

[master_kogane]

Well, if I see it that way :D

[entangled_now]

Boys are weird, sometimes it's easier to just treat them like aliens and explain strange humans customs to them in small words.

If that doesn't work probing is the only option.

[master_kogane]

sometimes it's easier to just treat them like aliens and explain strange humans customs to them in small words
OMG DOES THAT MEAN WE ARE LIVING IN STARGATE: 90210!? D:

They'd deserve getting probed by cold and uncomfortable alien machines.

[entangled_now]

WE ARE, IT'S TOO LATE TO ESCAPE! D:

Being probed by cold and uncomfortable alien machines, sad but necessary!

[master_kogane]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT!!! *gates herself out*

That reminds me, I need to catch up on SGA so badly. Just dled Episode 15! (And I'm sitll somewhere in S4 >_>

[leinyan]

AHAHA I used to know a fair amount of guys on the internet who were really awesome and good to talk to until FIVE of them had a crush on me (not at the same time, but in the space of about 18 months) and then I realised boys, men... they'll never change.

IRL though, guys my own age bug me. I could never date younger simply because they annoy me more and somehow older guys annoy me too for some unknown reason. I'm not much of a gamer, so I don't have to get that shit as much but I've had people look at me funny because I love me some football and I actually understand the offside rule.

[leinyan]

IDK what guys had crushes on me IRL life though, I was very tsundere, heavy on the tsuntsun, low on the deredere. Unapproachable?

[master_kogane]

tsuntsun was what again? >_>

I'm really shy and quiet around people I don't know, but once I feel comfortable with them, I'm a lot more outgoing. And my ungirly interests probably aren't helping, pfff.

[leinyan]

tsuntsun means to be aloof, a bit cold towards others, deredere is to be lovestruck.

I can be shy around people I know. Or, not shy just not willing to open up to them.