Woman Punches Otter's Face To Save Dogs

[massivedamage]

BOCA RATON, Fla. -- A Florida woman said she had to punch an otter in the face to save her dogs

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[ktarthan]

"I started punching the otter in the face, which I felt really bad about because it's cute and I didn't want to hurt it, but it was killing my dog."

... I think you may have just stumbled upon the funniest sentence in history.

[laterose]

Indeed! and it followed the drowning fish!

[mamirella]

This has nothing to do with your post. But.

WTF. WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR LJ NAME? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I THOUGHT I ADDED SOME RANDOM CRAZY LJ-ER ON MY LJ FRIENDS LISTS AFTER I READ THIS POST. MOTHER FUCKER.